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Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3685
Crops Grown:	5912	Mines Excavated:	3834
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9476	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!

CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server

4000 years old, ancient civilizations, ancient history, ancient languages, ancient texts, ancient writing, archaeological discovery, CuneiCraft, cuneiform tablets, death, DECIPHERED, Destruction, historical artifacts, iraq, Lunar, lunar eclipses, Mesopotamia, Omen, omens, pestilence, scholars, Server, Sumerian culture, tablet decipherment

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9207	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!

DisappointCraft Minecraft Server

Boring, DisappointCraft, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing follow-up, disappointing sequel, Disappointment, follow-up, Gaming, lackluster, lackluster sequel, letdown, Minecraft, not living up to expectations, Sequel, sequel in name only, sequel letdown, Server, underwhelming, underwhelming sequel, unimpressive, uninspired, video game, video game sequel

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring sequels that are just a disappointment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the sequel you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as they come. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike that other sequel we won’t mention)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the true meaning of a sequel done right!