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UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Emeralds Found:	9177

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	5488
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4902
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!