come join our epic minecraft server where abbas is ready to assume full responsibility in the gaza strip when ceasefire begins! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, abbas was building a giant sand castle in the desert biome when suddenly, a creeper snuck up behind him and blew it all up! now, abbas is on a mission to rebuild and he needs your help! join our server and help abbas rebuild his sand castle and restore peace to the gaza strip! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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GazaCraft: Minecraft Server
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PixelPalsCraft
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a crazy story! So, like, once upon a time, Israel and PA were beefin’ hard, right? But then they were like, “Yo, let’s release $500 million in withheld Palestinian tax revenues and make peace, bro!” And everyone was like, “Whaaaat? That’s wild, man!” So, if you wanna be part of this epic tale and build some dope structures in Minecraft, come join us! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in the game, no cap! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🚀🌈🐷🦄
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JeninJournosGoneWild
Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉
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GazaCraft: Salt-Free Fun!
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got water desalination like in gaza but without all the drama. israel and pa worked together to make it happen, just like how we work together to build epic stuff in minecraft. we got water slides that go straight into the ocean, just watch out for the creepers trying to blow them up. join us and be part of this crazy adventure, where we turn salty water into sweet, sweet fun!
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Jew-Free Zone Minecraft Server
LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the UN but for Minecraft and they wanna remove 500,000 Jews from Judea and Samaria! like what even is that?! come join us and help save the Jews from getting kicked out of their virtual homes! we gotta fight for justice and build epic virtual castles to protect them! plus, there’s free virtual cake for all players who join! come on, let’s save the day in the wackiest way possible!