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IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2174	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	183

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	192	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	648903
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	4837
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	226

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3391	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle