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MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Towns Built:	5

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chanPillCraft, Anonymity, Blackpilled, controversial opinions, cyber culture, dark humor, Despair, digital subcultures, disillusionment, edgelord, internet anonymity, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, nihilism, Online Community, online forums, pessimism, Poster, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

agent, aita, bills, CraftyParent, equity, Fight, free, gift, Granddaughter, Help, Housing, Mortgage, opportunity, Property, property taxes, Rent, retirement account, School, Son, Struggling, taking back offer, Townhouse, YARD

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Star Shards Collected:	133	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Animals Bred:	161
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!

AlienSyncCraft

advanced civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, AlienSyncCraft, Alternate Realities, Communication, cosmic mysteries, extraterrestrial life, frequencies, intergalactic travel, interstellar communication, outer space, parallel universes, science fiction, space exploration, speculative fiction, Technology, time dilation, time perception, unknown beings

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	683601
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got aliens, bro! like, for realz, these aliens are all up in our world, messin’ with our frequencies and stuff. they got transmitters and we got receivers and it’s all outta whack, man. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on dis server. come join us and see if u can communicate with the extraterrestrial homies. who knows, maybe they’ll teach u how to build a spaceship outta blocks or somethin’. so come on, join da madness and let’s get weird with dem aliens, yo!

Smelly SMP: No Resets, Lots of Fun, and a Slight Chance of Whiffy Shenanigans!

1.20.1, Bloodshed, borderlands, chance, custom origins, Discord, Fun, Griefing, java, killing, Lots, Minecraft, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, peace and love, Performance, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone, Shenanigans, slight, Smelly, smp, stealing, Stinky SMP, Whiffy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	1877
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Mod	Origins mod with 61 custom origins

FAQs:

1. Can I appeal punishments?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals for true rulebreaks.

2. Is the server reset often?

No, there have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and will consider all ideas to improve the server.

4. How is player vs player interaction handled?

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands allow for PvP and resource-rich areas with different rules.

5. How many custom origins are available?

There are roughly 61 custom origins available in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can also suggest new custom origins for review.

6. Where can I find more information about the server?

Check out our server page on Planet Minecraft and join our Discord server for updates and discussions.

SquidInk Minecraft Server

Anime, Community, COSPLAY, cute, FANART, Fandom, fellow, Gaming, hello, ink, inkcels, Inkling, inktober, inkv/a/de, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, splatoon, squid girl, SquidInk, tentacles

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	52	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Ahoy there, landlubbers and ink-squirters! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas! Join us on our server, where you can unleash your inner squid girl and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of the legendary Inkv/a/de. Rumor has it that buried deep within the depths of our server lies a treasure so valuable, it can turn even the most hardened pirate into a blubbering mess. But beware, for the treasure is guarded by a giant squid boss that shoots ink like a fire hose!

But fear not, brave adventurers! With your trusty ink gun in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way. Build your own underwater kingdom, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find love in the tentacles of a handsome octopus (hey, don’t judge, it’s a diverse server)!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of the Inkv/a/de and join us on the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your waterproof armor and a sense of humor, because things are about to get squiddy!

HotDiggityCraft Minecraft Server

aegon, Aegon the Conqueror, dragons, Drama, FANTASY, fire and blood, game of thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, HotDiggityCraft, House of the Dragon, house targaryen, Iron Throne, long night, Minecraft, prequel, Server, seven kingdoms, targaryen, TV series, valyria, westeros, Winterfell

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

NoBrosAllowedMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, coping with addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family intervention, family relationships, Family Support, NoBrosAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, substance abuse, tough love, uncomfortable living situation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother-in-law on a drug-induced trip? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality just like my brother-in-law did. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more drama than a family reunion with my brother-in-law, his dad, and his sisters’ husbands combined. Our server is the perfect escape from reality, just like my brother-in-law’s escape to his mom’s house.

With rules stricter than my husband’s no drugs policy, you’ll never know what to expect next. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the madness firsthand?