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BlockyPedoCraft – Minecraft Server

Alarming, Awareness, BlockyPedoCraft, child abuse, Child protection, children, concern, crime, Disturbing, Exploitation, global issue, Minecraft, online safety, p3dophilic, PREDATORS, Prevention, Protection, Safety, Server, social issue, society, trend, world

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Towns Built:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual playground of chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds. Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless when it comes to PvP battles.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

NeighborlyKnock Minecraft Server

apartment complex, apartment living, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, delivery protocol, door knocking, doorbell etiquette, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor confrontation, neighbor dispute, neighbor interaction, NeighborlyKnock, package delivery, package handling, package retrieval, package security, package theft, package tracking, police involvement, security concerns, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where knocking on doors won’t get you screamed at by crazy neighbors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can deliver packages to the right place without any drama.

Explore our virtual world where packages are safely delivered to designated areas, and where you won’t have to deal with package-stealing boyfriends or unsecured mailrooms.

Experience the thrill of opening doors without the fear of being threatened with calls to 911. Our server is a safe space for all players, where knocking is encouraged and responses are friendly.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to package delivery nightmares. Knock on as many doors as you want without the fear of being labeled as an asshole. Let’s play Minecraft in peace and harmony, where even the most mundane tasks can turn into hilarious adventures!

VacayVillageDrama

Amenities, cancelled plans, changed plans, Consulting, Deposit, downsizing, full price, group trip, happy with arrangements, hotel accommodation, inflatable mattresses, last minute changes, money collection, payment delay, rental house, room allocation, room sharing, summer vacation, upset friends, vacation rental, VacayVillageDrama

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Star Shards Collected:	188
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of trying to coordinate a group vacation with your friends!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can try to collect money from your friends to rent a virtual house, only to have it snatched away because you didn’t put a deposit down in time. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other virtual houses for you to rent, even if they only sleep eight people!

Experience the excitement of trying to accommodate your friends who suddenly decide they want their own rooms after they’ve already agreed to pay full price. Will you end up with inflatable mattresses or a hotel room 30 minutes away? The suspense is killing us!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a vacation when you can have all the drama and chaos right at your fingertips?

RIP Fidget Spinners Minecraft Server

brief trend, buzzworthy, fads, fast fad, fidget, flash in the pan, fleeting, here today gone tomorrow, Minecraft, momentary craze, passing fad, pop culture, popular but short-lived, quick fade, rapid decline, RIP, Server, short lived, short-lived phenomenon, short-lived trend, spinners, sudden disappearance, trends, trendy, viral

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Remember that time when everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Yeah, well, that’s nothing compared to the craze that is our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into one blocky world than you can shake a fidget spinner at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Of course, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and lava traps to get there, but hey, no one said becoming a Minecraft millionaire was easy!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who needs fidget spinners when you’ve got exploding chickens and dancing pigs, am I right?

JokeCraft: Believed!

BELIEF, Believed, Conspiracy Theory, credulity, Deception, fake news, Fallacy, false belief, gullibility, hoax, Internet meme, internet rumor, JOKE, JokeCraft, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, popular myth, social media hoax, unfounded belief, urban legend, viral hoax

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mines Excavated:	1124
Towns Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Once upon a time, in a blocky world far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the grass was neon pink, the pigs wore top hats, and the creepers danced the Macarena. Legend has it that this server was created as a joke by a group of mischievous players, but soon it became the most popular server in all the land.

Why should you join this wacky server, you ask? Well, for starters, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and taste like pure bliss. And if you manage to find the elusive unicorn mount, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil zombies while wearing a tutu and a crown made of cheese.

But beware, for rumors say that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks menacingly in the dead of night. Some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the mines and never found their way out. Others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. Either way, it adds a touch of spookiness to your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in this land of pure insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is quite as it seems in this fantastical world.

CraftyRainbowMC Server

30 Years, Attack, CONVICTED, CraftyRainbowMC, criminal, extremism, FESTIVAL, hate crime, integration, iran, Justice, Lgbt, man, Minority, norwegian, oslo, perpetrator, Prison, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can build and destroy stuff all day long? it’s like a virtual playground for all the cool kids out there.

join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).

plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.

KidalKarnageCraft

Accountability, accusations, African Union, Army, civilians, Conflict, human rights violations, international community, investigation, Justice, Kidal region, KidalKarnageCraft, killing, Mali, military intervention, Peacekeeping, Russian mercenaries, security forces, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a warzone like no other! our players are like mali’s army and russian mercenaries, slaying mobs left and right. but don’t worry, no civilians will be harmed in the making of this server (unless they’re creepers, then all bets are off).

we have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in the kidal region. join us and be part of the chaos, the fun, and the madness. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft server like ours? come join now and let the craziness begin!

SmellCraft: Video & Audio Edition

(Audio), Communication, digital advancement, digital communication, digital scent, Edition, electronic transmission, future technology, innovation, olfactory communication, scent technology, scent transmission, sensory experience, sensory innovation, sensory perception, sensory technology, sensory transmission, smell transmission, SmellCraft, technological challenges, Technology, transmitting audio, transmitting video, Video

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	365	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ores Mined:	5108	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we have achieved the impossible – transmitting video and audio in game! but wait, there’s more! we haven’t quite figured out how to transmit smell yet, so you won’t have to worry about any stinky surprises while playing.

come join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or having dance parties in the virtual world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual block world). trust us, you won’t regret it!

COBBLEMON RIVALS: Where Cobble is the Currency and Diamonds are Useless!

Applications, Champion, Cobble, Cobblemon, Community, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Elite Four, Fabric, Gym Battles, Interact, Modded, pokemon, private server, PvE, Rewards, rival, Rivals, smp, text apps, Trainers, useless, VC, Video, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchantments Applied:	149
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4544	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Cobblemon RIVALS Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Fabric
Server Features	Private server with Cobblemon mod, gym battles, elite four, champion battles, rewards, PvP battles, and community interactions
Discord Link	Join the Discord (Applications open now!)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cobblemon RIVALS?	Cobblemon RIVALS is a private Minecraft server featuring the Cobblemon mod where players can pick a rival to join them, participate in gym battles, elite four challenges, and champion battles.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided above and submitting an application.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server that all players are expected to follow.
How do I interact with the community?	You can join voice chats, participate in text conversations, and engage with other players in various activities within the server.

CowboyHateMCServer

CowboyHateMCServer, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, i hate, internet culture, long tail, negative feelings, Negativity, Online Community, online harassment, online toxicity, social media, toxic behavior, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, VTuber fans, western vtuber fans

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with Western VTuber fans who just can’t seem to get enough of their virtual idols? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only virtual idols are the pixelated pigs and cows roaming the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic bird and claim its riches for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to defend our players from griefers and trolls? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of anyone who dares to disrupt the peace of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of Western VTuber fans behind and join us on our epic Minecraft adventure!

NiggaCraft Minecraft Server

brotherhood, brothers, camaraderie, down for my crew, friendship, Gang, homies, loyalty, loyalty over everything, Minecraft, NiggaCraft, niggas, real ones, ride or die, Server, solidarity, squad goals, Support, tight-knit, true friends, Trust, Unity, unity in diversity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Yo, forget about those other Minecraft servers, cause on our server, we ride hard with our homies! We’re all about that loyalty and camaraderie, so you better be ready to ride or die with your niggas in this virtual world.

Join our server and experience epic adventures with your squad, taking on crazy challenges and battling fierce mobs together. We’ve got each other’s backs like no other server out there, so you know you’ll always have a crew to watch your back.

So why waste your time with those other servers when you can roll with the realest niggas in the Minecraft game? Come join us and let’s show the world what true friendship and teamwork is all about. Let’s ride, my niggas!