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CraftyAsianLove

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TechieCraft: Where Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android players unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you a true technology fan like me? Do you love Windows, Linux, MacOS, iPhone, and Android? If you don’t, then sorry, but you’re not invited to our Minecraft server! Why? Because our server is so technologically advanced that only the most hardcore tech enthusiasts can handle it.

Join us for epic battles where you can fight with iPhones and Androids instead of swords and pickaxes. Build your base using Windows and Linux machines, and defend it with the power of MacOS.

But beware, if you’re caught using outdated technology like a flip phone or a fax machine, you’ll be banished to the Stone Age (literally, we have a Stone Age dimension in our server).

So if you’re ready to geek out and game on with the coolest techies around, join our server now! Just make sure you bring your A-game and your latest gadgets, or you’ll be left in the dust.

PixelPants

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt huts and basic mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the llama rodeo events that happen every Saturday night!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wacky!

LOLcraft: ‘EVERY TIME’ – Where every block break leads to a surprise!

attraction, BLOCK, Boyfriend, Break, Crush, Emo Girl, emotional pain, friend zone, HEARTBREAK, Jealousy, Leads, LolCraft, longing, Love Triangle, missed opportunities, rejection, relationships, Similar Interests, small talk, Surprise, teenage angst, Time, unattainable love, unreciprocated affection, unrequited feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	904

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the friendzone like a pro! >We have Emo girls who will notice your attraction and give you the cold shoulder just like in real life! >Experience the thrill of being stuck in an endless loop of small talk while building epic structures in the game. >Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a virtual Emo girl ignore you all day long? >Join now for a chance to level up your relationship skills and maybe even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

The SMP SMP

Chestshops, Crates, Custom, Custom Armor, Custom Items, Customarmor, Customitems, Daily Rewards, Economy, Giveaway, Giveaways, Ranks, Small, Smallsmp, smp, Survival, version 1.20.4

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

RANKS | ECONOMY | GIVEAWAYS | CHESTSHOPS | CUSTOM ITEMSVersion 1.20.4We have custom armor!!!!!!!!!!!We have daily rewards!!!!!!!!!!!!We do giveaways!!!!!!!!!!!

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Prismarine Nations: Where you can fight, craft, and pretend you’re a medieval chef!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Prismarine Nations Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly vanilla worldbuilding server
Features	Limited admin intervention, lag-free server, fair staff decisions, player feedback-driven worldbuilding experience
Plugins	Towny, Mcmmo (Combat skills disabled), No E chests, Dynmap
Launch	Tomorrow! Join us on Discord to be a part of the journey

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the server type?

The server is a mostly vanilla worldbuilding server, allowing players almost total freedom to create their own stories in the world.

2. What features does the server offer?

The server promises limited admin intervention, a lag-free experience, fair staff decisions, and a focus on player feedback to create the best worldbuilding experience in Minecraft.

3. What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses Towny, Mcmmo (with combat skills disabled), No E chests, and Dynmap for worldbuilding and quality of life improvements.

4. When is the server launching?

The server is opening tomorrow, so join us on Discord to be part of the worldbuilding journey from the beginning!

5. Where can I find the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/BAJnxSa3By

Crafty Chonk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Fatty Danielle has been exposed! That’s right, we’ve got all the juicy gossip and drama you could ever want.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers. And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Protection: Minecraft Server for Safe First Times

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as using a condom during sex? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and crazy Minecraft server where anything goes – just like going in raw!

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re losing it in the best way possible. And don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant, because on our server, the only thing getting impregnated is your imagination!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you wanting more. Who needs condoms when you have our insane Minecraft server to satisfy all your needs? Let’s make your first time on our server a memorable one – no protection required!

COBBLEMON: Minecraft’s 1.5 Modded Madness!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	67
Villages Defended:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Farms Harvested:	697

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon 1.5
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a day old.
What version is the Cobblemon?	The server is running Cobblemon 1.5 version.
Are there any planned tournaments?	Yes, tournaments are planned but require more members to participate.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided Discord link above to join the server.
Who can I contact for more information?	You can contact Migueiito26 on Discord for any inquiries.

Crafty Curry Clan

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s biggest question – Do Indians really? We have a secret quest line where you have to hunt down the elusive Indian villagers who hold the key to this mysterious question. But be warned, they are sneaky and will do anything to keep their secrets safe!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special feature where every full moon, the cows on our server turn into dancing disco cows! Join us for the ultimate boogie night and watch those cows bust a move like never before. And if you’re lucky, you might even learn some new dance moves from them!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth about Indians and have a blast with our dancing disco cows along the way!