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UK Love Quest 1.20

2025, 510, 6. Men, 6’2, 6/10, 7/10, 7/10+ facially, average facially, cute ethnic girls, Dating in the UK, fat women, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, looksmatch, love, non fat women, not overweight, pic rel, Quest, racemixing, rare, slim white women, white guy, white women, ww

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Star Shards Collected:	255

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more rare than a slim white woman in the UK? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive that even 7/10 facially blessed men who are 6’2″ or taller can join!

We’ve got cute ethnic girls, slim white women who actually want you, and a whole bunch of niggas who will be mad at you for racemixing – it’s a party!

Join us today and experience the thrill of dating in 2025, where the minimum requirement is a 7/10 rating and a height of 6’2″. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most outrageous way possible!

InkCrafted Minecraft Server

Address, Appointment, CANCELLATION, Communication, Deposit, financial distress, financial struggle, Flashes, Frustration, health issues, InkCrafted, instagram story, last minute, Minecraft, needless escalation, public complaint, reschedule, rude response, Server, tattoo artist, Understanding, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Star Shards Collected:	100	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	194	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as a bad tattoo appointment!

Join us for a wild ride filled with last-minute cancellations, unprofessional behavior, and passive-aggressive Instagram stories. You never know what to expect next – maybe the server owner will forget your request, change the appointment time, or even claim to have health issues just to avoid you!

But hey, who needs professionalism when you can have a good ol’ time dealing with unnecessary drama? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself – it’s like a bad tattoo appointment, but in Minecraft form!

CraftyMomma’sWorld

Birthday, blanket, Cardigan, color, COMPLICATED, Crafting, CraftyMommasWorld, Crochet, family, gift, Handmade, HAT, knit, Measurement, mental health, mom, refusal, skill level, Sweater, time consuming, wear

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ores Mined:	8765

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful family members who just can’t appreciate your crocheting skills? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of demanding moms who just can’t seem to be satisfied with your handmade gifts.

On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any complaints or requests for sweaters that are “less time consuming” (seriously, who even says that?). Build your own world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on over and join us for a crochet-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Because life’s too short to spend it making sweaters for ungrateful moms!

CitySlicker SMP

adaptation, Anonymity, big city, career opportunities, City Living, CitySlicker, cost of living, crowded, Culture Shock, Diversity, Fast-paced, Moving, new experiences, nightlife, noise pollution, Pollution, public transportation, rural upbringing, small town, smp, social interactions, urban lifestyle

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Votes:	4514	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like moving from a small town to a big city but in Minecraft form! Like, imagine logging on and suddenly you’re surrounded by skyscrapers made of diamond blocks and villagers driving around in minecarts like crazy taxi drivers. It’s a total culture shock, but in the best way possible!

I heard this one time, someone joined the server and thought they were just gonna build a cute little cottage in the woods, but then they stumbled upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were dancing to C418 music. And get this, the creepers were breakdancing like their lives depended on it!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a high-end fashion show every day. Players strutting their stuff in the latest enchanted armor and trading rare items like they’re hot potatoes. You never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find, it’s like Black Friday every day!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate culture shock in Minecraft form, come join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a dancing creeper, that might sting a bit). Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🔥

SecretSponge: The Hidden Perk of Dish Soap

10. Unknown features, 11. Secret features, 12. Product surprises, 13. Hidden capabilities, 14. Unnoticed features, 15. Product mysteries, 16. Lesser-known features, 17. Product discoveries, 18. Secret functions, 19. Unseen features, 2. Everyday items, 20. Product revelations., 3. Uncommon features, 4. Surprising features, 5. Product secrets, 6. Little-known features, 7. Hidden functions, 8. Everyday objects, 9. Product hacks, dish, hidden, Hidden Features, perk, SecretSponge, soap

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8474
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the hidden feature of everyday products in Minecraft! Did you know that by using a toothbrush in the game, you can actually summon a giant tooth fairy to grant you wishes? It’s true! Just make sure to floss regularly in-game to keep her happy.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret feature where if you craft a toilet paper roll and throw it at your enemies, they’ll be instantly TP’d (teleported) to a random location on the map. Talk about a crappy situation for them!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you.

HungaryCraft: TrumpPutin Summit

current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic meeting, european politics, foreign affairs, global politics, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, Meeting, News, Politics, potential meeting, putin, russia, speculation, summit, trump, TrumpPutin, united states, US-Russia relations, world leaders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	New Chunks Explored:	575665
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like trump and putin might meet up in hungary and u know what that means…a crazy party with diamond armor and golden apples for everyone!!! u can build ur own white house and kremlin and have epic battles with llamas and polar bears as ur army. plus, there’s a secret portal that takes u to a hidden realm where u can ride dragons and fight off creepers with laser beams. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making…or at least in the pixelated world of minecraft!

Horizon’s End

1.20.4, Allies, Blockade, Economy, electrical infrastructure, enemies, energy generation, Geopolitics, Horizons, industrial farms, Movecraft, Nations, NPC starships, Presidential election, Server-recognized, smp, space map, space piracy, Speedrun, starship combat, starships, trade city, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	293	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2975	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft server offering a unique nation-building multiplayer experience set in space. With custom-coded gameplay mechanics and an expansive map, players can create settlements, nations, and space stations while exploring 18 hand-crafted planets.

FAQ

Q:	What makes Horizon’s End different from other Minecraft servers?
A:	Horizon’s End offers a space-themed nation-building experience with custom starships, energy systems, and land claim management.
Q:	How can I stake a land claim in the game?
A:	Players can join settlements, nations, claim outposts, create settlement zones, or even own a space station to establish their territory.
Q:	What activities can I do on the server?
A:	Players can design custom ships, mine asteroids, engage in trade, participate in geopolitics, build infrastructure, and more.
Q:	Are there recent highlights or events on the server?
A:	Recent events include nation wars, presidential elections, and player achievements like speedrunning ship unlocks.
Q:	How can I join Horizon’s End?
A:	You can join the game at horizonsend.net or visit their Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

RescueCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, aid, Assistance, charitable efforts, conservation, disaster relief, emergency response, Help, Humanitarian Aid, preservation, Protection, rescue, rescue mission, rescue operation, RescueCraft, Safeguard, Save, save lives, save them, SAVING, Support, we can save them

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	805	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then come join our server where we can save them!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a horde of creepers come out of nowhere. But fear not, because on our server, we have special powers that can save you from any creeper attack.

Join us and become a hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save them together!

HusbandHoarder Minecraft Server

baby supplies, Best Friend, car brakes, EXPECTING, Fiance, gift, house warming, husband, HusbandHoarder, limiting spending, lying.., medical bills, Minecraft, moving out, new bed, new house, parents, prenatal bills, saving money, second child, Server, thyroid cancer, washer, working full-time

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	3497	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	972270
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of priorities…or not! Join us if you want to escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a land where giving away washers without consulting your spouse is the norm!

Imagine a world where medical bills and car repairs are a thing of the past, and you can spend your hard-earned diamonds on frivolous gifts for your friends instead. Who needs a new mattress when you can spend that money on virtual baby supplies for your pixelated offspring?

On our server, the only thing sinking is the ground beneath your blocky feet, not your old bed. So come join us and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and giving away housewarming gifts without a second thought is the ultimate goal. It’s a virtual utopia where financial woes are non-existent and the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your spouse’s wrath.

RentRiotCraft

Asshole, Benefits, Council, decision, ENTITLEMENT, estate agent, Eviction, finding somewhere, Homeless, LANDLORD, potentially homeless, private rent, refusing to leave, rented house, RentRiotCraft, section 21, streets, Struggling, uk

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	988564
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with landlord drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about getting kicked out!

We have a special feature where if you get evicted from your house in the game, you can just respawn and try again – no need to stress about finding a new place to live!

Plus, our server is full of helpful players who will never leave you behind like those sneaky housemates. You’ll never have to worry about being homeless in our virtual world!

Join now and escape the real-life drama for a more relaxing and fun experience. Who needs a section 21 when you have unlimited building possibilities in Minecraft?