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CraftyCancerPreventer

Cancer prevention, cancer prevention research, cancer risk, cancer risk reduction, CraftyCancerPreventer, diabetes drugs, diabetes medications, Evidence, findings, GLP-1 receptor agonists, GLP-1RAs, high-risk populations, obesity-associated cancers, obesity-related cancers, ozempic, potential benefits, Prevention, risk reduction, STUDIES, weight loss, weight loss medications

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Items Found:	5668	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7210
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

creampie, CREEPERS, diabetes, diabetes management, DRUG, funny, health, humor, Injection, Medical, medication, misinterpretation, misunderstood, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, resemblance, side effects, Treatment, Visual, weight loss, weight loss aid

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

PixelPounders WeightLoss Bonanza

#WeightLoss, Blindness, bonanza, condition, diabetes, Diagnosis, Disease, health, INJECTIONS, jabs, linked, Medical research, optic nerve, ozempic, PixelPounders, Risks, semaglutide, side effects, study, Wegovy, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5809
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

join our epic minecraft server and lose weight while you play! our special weight-loss jabs are infused into the game, making you shed pounds while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. but be warned, some players have reported a side effect of temporary blindness, adding an extra challenge to your gaming experience. with our exclusive semaglutide injections, you’ll be four times more likely to be diagnosed with optic nerve disease, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay. join now and see the pounds melt away as your vision fades into darkness. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

Character, cognitive function, controversial proposal., diamonds, drug development, Drugs, ethical considerations, Faster, funding priorities, government funding, governmentfunded, Healthcare, intelligence quotient, invention, iq, mandatory medication, Masturbation, Medical research, medication, mental health, Minecraft, ozempic, OzempicCraft, pharmaceuticals, public health, societal impact

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyLife101

CraftyLife101, knowledge, life advice, life education, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life learning, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life reflections, Life skills, life teachings, life tips, life truths, life values, life wisdom, personal growth, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn the valuable life lesson that you should always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Why, you ask? Because you never know when you’ll need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a horde of zombie pigs! Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all the land!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy details, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political dialogue, power dynamics, russia, Server, talks, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3786
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1039
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2301	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like russia but with a twist! we are open to talks with ukraine but only if zelenskiy is in power and gives us more details like how many potatoes he can juggle while riding a unicycle. our server is a wild ride of political intrigue and potato-based challenges. join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties while building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your trusty potato launcher. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft politics on our server? come join the chaos today!

MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise

60MPayRaise, British Monarchy, budget allocation, cost of living crisis, economic crisis, economic disparity, financial inequality, financial news, government spending, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyMadness, national budget, pay raise, political controversy, public funds, royal family, Royalty, Social Issues, U.K, United Kingdom, wealth gap

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty

DeafCraft – No Talk, Just Blocks!

accessibility, activities, assistive technology, Barriers, blocks, Challenges, communication barriers, communication difficulties, communication obstacles, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, DeafCraft, Disabilities, disability rights, hearing impairment, hearing loss, INCLUSIVE, language barriers, non verbal, sign language, Social Interaction, Talk

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can do so many things that u will forget how to talk! like, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas, or build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! plus, we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with mermaids for rare items like a diamond-encrusted potato! so come on down and join the fun, just be prepared to lose your ability to speak because there are so many activities that prevent deaf people from communicating while they do it!

Mystic-Isles

Factions, Multiplayer Creative Survival Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Economy PvP Adventure Towny Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Prison Bedwars Faction Hardcore Tekkit Bukkit Spigot

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	254	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Mystic Isles! We are currently only a Factions server, we WILL be adding more game modes in the future.

Versions: 1.10-1.21

play.mysticisles-network.net

Hytitude

activities, cannon speeds, chapter, Community, competitive, competitive factions, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, factions server, Hardcore, Hytitude, immersive experience, Ip:, Lore, og, OneBlock, Prison, Reset, Server, Skyblock, slower maps, Storyline

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Hytitude is a factions server aiming to draw the line between competitive and OG factions. Hytitude provides all the great aspects of competitive factors, whilst preserving that community feel that OG faction servers are most known for. Maps are slower, cannon speeds are slower, and the economy is slower, but is offset by an abundance of events and activities that keep the game at a consistent pace. Hytitude is showcased as a story, with each reset presented as its own “chapter” with lore and a storyline that helps enhance the immersive experience.

– Discord: https://discord.gg/QjcbbyVAW5 – IP: play.hytitude.fun

play.hytitude.org

(Java + Bedrock Crossplay) ✅ KeatsCraft SMP ✅ 1.20.2 ✅ McMMO, Lands, Rankups, Fishing, Farming ✅

1.20.2, battlepass, Bedrock Crossplay, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, DROPS, Farming, Fishing, java, KeatsCraft SMP, Lands, MCMMO, Nonpay2win, Pyrofishing, Rankups, smp, Survival, Towny, twitch

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2

KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.

Plugins/Features:McMMOLandsPyroFishingPyroMiningPyroFarming

Hosted by KeatingAdder twitch.tv/keatingadder

JAVA IP: play.keatscraft.comBEDROCK IP: bedrock.keatscraft.com PORT: 19132

play.keatscraft.com

JastLand Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Fun, JastLand, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dimension Hops:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	9486	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

The owner of the server «JastLand» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.jastland.fun

CraftyFavs Minecraft Server

adored, Beloved, best selection, cherished, Choice, Chosen, CraftyFavs, Favored, Favorite, highly favored, Minecraft, most liked, most preferred, Number One, personal favorite, Preference, preferred, preferred option, selected, Server, top choice, top pick, Treasured

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.

Hesitation-free Hooligans Minecraft SMP

action, ANIHILATION, Apocalyptic, CHUD DEVASTATION, Creatures, Destruction, fear, hesitation, Hesitationfree, hooligans, Horror, Minecraft, Monsters, no hesitation, no more CHUDS, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, smp, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, total devastation, vacation, vacation vibes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Enchantments Applied:	257
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with CHUDS (yes, those pesky creatures), a group of fearless players banded together to rid the world of these annoying pests. They showed no hesitation in their quest for TOTAL CHUD DEVASTATION. With their diamond swords and enchanted armor, they left no CHUD standing. It was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but for them, it was just a VACATION from the usual grind of mining and building.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where CHUDS are a thing of the past and where adventure awaits around every corner, then come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for outrageous shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!