oysters – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BillSplitter Minecraft Server

beef tartar, BillSplitter, birthday dinner, dining out, Dinner, Etiquette, fancy steakhouse, Friends, group dinner, linguine with clams, Minecraft, oysters, personal expenses, Restaurant, Rich, rude comment, separate bill, Server, social norms, splitting bill, white wine

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where splitting the bill is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild adventure filled with oysters, beef tartar, and white wine – unless you don’t like those things, in which case, feel free to order your own linguine with clams and drinks!

We promise outrageous encounters like arguing over bills and shady comments about being rich from people with multiple houses and businesses. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can request your own bill and avoid awkward money conversations. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

alligator, Bear, bicycle, Bull, Cardio, Cats, Cheese, comedy, cookie, cornfield, couples, Crafting, Dinosaur, dont, eggs, Fish, foot, Frogs, funny, Golf, grape, gym, Happiness, humor, jokes, Laughter, Math, Minecraft, Ninjas, noodle, nose, oysters, Party, Penguin, Picture, planet, Puns, relationships, Scarecrow, Shoes, Skeletons, smp, snowman, Space, squirrel, teeth, tissue dance, tomato, towel, Vampire

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

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FiberglassCraft: Oysters & Mussels Edition

contamination, Edition, environmental concerns, environmental impact, Fiberglass, FiberglassCraft, food chain, glass reinforced plastic, GRP, health concerns, ingestion, marine life, marine pollution, microplastics, Mussels, ocean health, oysters, particles, Plastic, Pollution, seafood, study

come join our minecraft server, where we have oysters and mussels filled with fiberglass for you to munch on! it’s like a crunchy surprise in every bite! who knew you could get your daily dose of fiber and glass at the same time?

our server is so wild, we have GRP particles floating around everywhere, adding a touch of danger to your gameplay. watch out for those sharp edges, they might give you a paper cut in the virtual world!

experts are raving about our server, saying it’s the most unique and insane experience they’ve ever had in minecraft. join now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our fiber-filled, glass-infused paradise!

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FoodieFailsCraft

alieny foods, bizarre food trends, coffee luwak, culinary curiosities, culinary exploration, culinary oddities, exotic foods, food discovery, food experimentation, food history, food origins, FoodieFailsCraft, gastronomic discoveries, oysters, shellfish, strange food pairings, strange foods, unconventional foods, unique food experiences, unusual food combinations, unusual food origins

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical poop coffee that gives you superpowers! we also have alien oysters that can grant you three wishes when you open them up! come join us for a wild ride of adventure and craziness! who needs normal when you can have extraordinary?!

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MommyCraftSantaKiss – Ho Ho No!

Caught in the act, caught on camera, children, christmas, Curious, disbelief, family, Festive, holiday, jolly, Mistletoe, Mommy, MommyCraftSantaKiss, naughty or nice, peeking, reaction, Santa Claus, secret, shock, Surprise, tradition

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including catching your mom making out with Santa Claus! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. So come on in and see what other wacky shenanigans are waiting for you!

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HolyCraft: Israeli Women vs Ultra-Orthodox Minecraft Server

activism, army service, civil rights, equality, feminist movement, gender equality, Holycraft, Israel, Israeli, Israeli women, Jewish community, military draft, military exemptions, Minecraft, mobilise, political activism, protest, religious exemptions, religious freedom, Server, social change, social justice, ultra-Orthodox, UltraOrthodox, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where israeli women are taking on ultra-orthodox military exemptions by building giant pixel art of themselves kicking butt! join the fun and help them fight for equality in the virtual world! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles on this server! join now and be part of the revolution!

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MuskCraft: No Secrets Here!

collaboration, concerns, Data Protection, Defense, elon musk, Espionage, Government, information sharing, innovation, intelligence, international relations, Israel, Musk, MuskCraft, national security, potential risks, Report, Secrets, SECURITY, sensitive data, spacex, Technology

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest players, like elon musk and stuff. he’s like, this wild card who might share all his top secret data with everyone, so you gotta join to see what he’s up to. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with treasure. join now before elon spills all the tea, yo!

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Mystic Kingdom 1.21.2

1.21.2, anime adaptation, Character development, comedic moments, comparison, Differences, emotional depth, high school setting, Japanese literature, Kingdom, light novels, Manga, mystic, plot twists, popular series, relationship dynamics, romantic comedy, Ryuuji Takasu, slice of life, source material, Taiga Aisaka, toradora

Yo, bro, forget about LNs and anime, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure!

Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.

You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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Christmas Trans Boy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Boy, celebration, christmas, Diversity, Festive, Gender Identity, gift, Happiness, holiday, Inclusivity, joy, Lgbt, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, PRESENT, smp, Trans, trans boy, Transgender, transgender boy, wish, Wishlist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be your crazy self.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!

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ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, Communication Issues, event planning, ex-stepmom, ExStepMomDrama, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, family tension, guest list, invite list, Minecraft, party planning, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sister drama, social etiquette, uncomfortable situation, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

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BroPicsNoShareLOL

body positivity, BroPicsNoShareLOL, family boundaries, family dynamics, in-laws, intrusive behavior, Marriage Struggles, over interference, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy concerns, privacy issues, privacy rights, private person, sharing boundaries, sharing photos, vacation experiences, vacation memories, vacation pictures, vacation privacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

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SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

#bedridden, Contagious, diarrhea, Doctor, FATIGUE, Fever, flu, health, Hospital, Illness, infection, Medicine, Minecraft, Quarantine, Recovery, sick leave, Sickness, SickoSMP, smp, Symptoms, Virus, vomiting, Weak

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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ParentalPunishCraft

childhood memories, Chores, consequences, Curfew, discipline, family rules, grounding, harsh punishment, loss of privileges, Parental authority, parental discipline, ParentalPunishCraft, parents, punishment methods, Reprimand, restrictions, scolding, spanking, strict parents, timeout, worst punishment

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

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RuskiBustersMC

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

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