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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9497 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5678 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
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