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Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

acceptance, AuntyApproved, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Emotional support, family conflict, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, medication, mental health, moving forward, relationships, Religion, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!

GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

Boundaries, community guidelines, CONTENT WARNING, explicit, Fun, Gore, GoreCraft, graphic, internet culture, Moderation, NSFL, NSFW, Online Community, porn, reddit, Safety, Sensitive, smp, social media, tagging system, trigger warning, user experience, user feedback

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

FlirtCraft101

attraction, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating coach, Dating strategies, dating tips, FlirtCraft101, FLIRTING, flirting techniques, flirting tips, improve flirting skills, long tail tags, love advice, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Social Skills

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is the ultimate flirting training ground!

Join us and learn the art of seduction in the virtual world. We have special pick-up lines that will make any creeper blush, and our players are experts at wooing Endermen with their smooth moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie, things could get messy.

So come on over and level up your flirting game, because on our server, love is always in the air (along with a healthy dose of pixelated chaos).

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

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so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Items Found:	1604
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mines Excavated:	1476
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	133

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