ownership Minecraft Servers

Ownership

  • DogTaxFreeCraft

    DogTaxFreeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values spaying and neutering pets? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to promoting responsible pet ownership, even in the virtual world. Join us and help us spread the word about the importance of spaying and neutering your Minecraft pets.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, if you choose to have a male dog, you better believe he’s getting neutered. We don’t mess around when it comes to population control, even in the pixelated realm. So if you’re not on board with neutering your virtual furry friend, then this server might not be the right fit for you.

    Join us on this wild adventure where spaying and neutering reign supreme, and where responsible pet ownership is taken to a whole new level. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? So come on down and join the fun – just remember, neuter your pets or face the consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RackRetaliation

    RackRetaliation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people stealing your drying rack space and replacing your clothes with their own? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will touch your precious laundry! We have a strict policy against clothes swapping and even have a special drying rack protection program in place.

    Join now and experience the thrill of protecting your drying rack from pesky neighbors who just can’t seem to keep their hands off other people’s clothes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret quest where you can fold other players’ clothes for extra points. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RareEarthRumble

    RareEarthRumble

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is the boss and rejects bids left and right like a pro! we got rare earth minerals for days, but sorry US, u can’t have 50% cuz ukraine said no way jose! come mine with us and be part of the epic rejection squad, where we say no to all the haters and keep all the rare minerals for ourselves. join now and be part of the most exclusive club in minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Back Seat Gamers United

    Back Seat Gamers United

    New Minecraft Servers

    so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

    our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RareEarthRumble

    RareEarthRumble

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly Trump officials show up and are all like, “Hey Zelenskyy, we wanna own 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals!” Like, what even is that? But hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy adventure too! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with some super rare minerals or something. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all sorts of wacky characters and go on epic quests. So come on, join our server and let’s make some mining magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperCops

    CraftyCreeperCops

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about C-sections or unsupportive husbands. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

    Plus, we have a special “No Drama Zone” where players can escape to when things get too intense. Trust us, you won’t find a server with more drama-free zones than ours!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends to build with along the way. Join now and leave the real world behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

    NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).

    Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TexMex Revival

    TexMex Revival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and international disputes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own wacky version of world events!

    Picture this: Mexico asking for the return of the state of Texas… in Minecraft! Build your own Tex-Mex fusion city and negotiate hilarious trade deals with your virtual neighbors. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a virtual war over a virtual border dispute!

    Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and chaos, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why wait? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RentCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    RentCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old roommate situations? Want to live in a house where your landlord is also your girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of paying rent to your significant other while building virtual houses together. Who needs ownership when you have love and blocky landscapes? Plus, where else can you find a server where the mortgage payment is only $1,500 a month? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest landlord fantasies in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

    HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

    Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

    Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

    So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP