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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7285 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or watch as a group of chickens form a rebellion against the players. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. So come on, join us and be a part of the madness!
As for the question of what you would never name your child, well, on our server, we have a strict rule that all players must name their children after their favorite block in Minecraft. So if you’re not ready to have a little “Dirt” or “Obsidian” running around, then this server might not be for you. But trust us, the chaos and laughter that ensues from these ridiculous names is totally worth it!
