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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

EcoCraft: Shocking Roads

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, EcoCraft, electric car adoption, electric car charging, electric car incentives, electric car infrastructure, electric car market., electric car sales, electric cars, electric vehicles, Environment, Fossil Fuels, gas cars, green technology, norway, renewable energy, Roads, Shocking.., Transportation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	29

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. like, imagine a world where, like, there are more electric cars than gas cars on Norway’s roads. that’s, like, the vibe we’re going for here.

join us for a wild ride through a land of pixelated madness, where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. we’ve got flying pigs, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw raves.

so, like, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is gonna blow your mind, dude. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Rare Peacock Sighting Server

Animal Behavior, avian beauty, Biodiversity, colorful birds, conservation, disbelief, discovery, exotic birds, feathers, mainstream science, Nature, ornithology, PEACOCK, peacocks, rare, Rare animals, Rare species, Server, sighting, sightings, skepticism, tail feathers, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where peacocks roam free and rule the land with their majestic tail feathers! it’s like jurassic park but with birds instead of dinosaurs. you never know when a peacock will swoop down and steal your diamonds, so watch out! but don’t worry, our expert peacock trainers are here to keep them in line (most of the time).

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless masterminds. join us and help stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (not really, but they do taste pretty good). so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience!

EchoSmp

Adventure, armor, Bosses, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, Dimensions, Dungeons, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, gameplay progression, Loot drops, mobs, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

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at0mic-network

Adventure, Atomic Network, Community, Duels, duo duels, Economy, Elo, Events, feature-packed, Jobs, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, quads duels, Ranks, Server, Shops, solo duels, Survival, trio duels

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

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🌊 Glimmer Shores: The Vanilla-est Semiprecious Java Land

Adventure, Auctions, Beach, bedrock, building, Claims, Code, Community, Discord, Exploration, Glimmer, Homes, java, Land, mmorpg, multiplayer, sailing, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Semiprecious, Shops, Shores, sunscreen, Survival, Vanillaest, Version

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Claims System 🏝️
	Shops Plugin 🏪
	Auctions 🎯
	Homes Feature 🏠
Java IP	Glimmershores.net
Bedrock IP	Glimmershores.net:19132
Version	1.21

Grab your sunscreen and join us today! ☀️

Community Discord Code: 3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I claim land on the server?	Use the /claim command to define your area.
Can I create my own shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop using the Shops Plugin.
Is PvP enabled on Glimmer Shores?	PvP is allowed but discouraged in residential areas.
How do I teleport to my home?	Use the /home command to teleport to your set home location.
Can I participate in server auctions?	Yes, you can bid on items in server auctions.

Mad Builder Minecraft Server

#youtube, Architecture, Builder, building, challenge, construction, Crafting, creativity, design, digital art, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, imagination, innovation, inspiration, mad, Minecraft, sandbox game, Server, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3464	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your epic building skills and flex on all your friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even construct a giant statue of yourself riding a unicorn (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate master builder in a world where the only rule is to have fun!

Life-Changing TV Characters Minecraft SMP

Breaking Bad, character actions, character decisions, Character development, character growth, character impact, character influence, character moments, character quotes, character transformation, Characters, fictional characters, influential characters, inspirational characters, life-changing characters, Lifechanging, memorable characters, Minecraft, no half measures, smp, TV characters, TV show characters, Walter White

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	2642
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	943364
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama and plot twists than a soap opera! Join us and you’ll be on the edge of your seat as alliances are formed, betrayals happen, and friendships are tested.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “No Half Measures.” Legend has it that this player never does anything halfway and always goes all in, whether it’s building epic structures or battling mobs. Join our server and you might just have the chance to team up with this mysterious figure and learn their ways.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself. No half measures, remember?

TipJarThiefHusbandAITA

Apologize.., Apology, Confrontation, crossed the line, disbelief, Friend, homeless woman, husband, idiot, ignoring, JOKE, Purse, regret, Scene, Sidewalk, Sorry., spend, stealing, tip jar, TipJarThiefHusbandAITA, Yelling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Emeralds Found:	5774
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with insensitive husbands who think stealing from homeless people is a joke? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever pull a stunt like that! Our community is filled with generous players who would never even think of such a ridiculous act. Plus, we have virtual tip jars that are always filled with diamonds, not spare change. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, then bring it on!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPrisonerSwap, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace agreement, political prisoners, PoWs, prisoner deal, prisoner exchange, russia, Server, Swap, Ukraine, war captives

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine swap 103 pows in a wild prisoner deal! why join? because our server is so lit, even world leaders are playing on it! build your own prison and trade pows with other players for resources and power. who needs diamonds when you have prisoners, amirite? come join the chaos and see who will be the ultimate pow trader on our server!

NukeCraft: US vs UK vs Russia vs Iran

#classified information, Britain, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government officials, i24NEWS, intelligence agencies, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear secrets, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Report, russia, security concerns, strategic alliances, U.S

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	9310
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we share all our nuclear secrets with Iran? I know, right? It’s like the ultimate spy thriller meets blocky world adventure! Join us and be part of the most top secret server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world domination while building your epic castle. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for some explosive fun!