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TimeTravlinTom Minecraft SMP

choose, emotional, Experience, first time, introspection, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, own life., past, personal growth, Reflection, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Significant, single moment, smp, special moment, time travel, TimeTravlinTom, Unique, Witness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8480	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	94107	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience time travel in a whole new way? Then come join our wacky SMP where you can witness your most epic Minecraft moments over and over again!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, your heart racing as you try to outsmart your opponents. Just when you think all hope is lost, you activate your time travel powers and go back to that moment, ready to kick some butt all over again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Time Crystal, rumored to grant players the ability to turn back time whenever they want. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time traveler in Minecraft history?

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old reality when you can relive your favorite moments in blocky, pixelated glory? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	3987
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Items Found:	6177
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	13

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	4697
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ores Mined:	5081	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!