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SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	1648
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	256
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	442001	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	5741

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8033	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	3839	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	4303

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2329	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Star Shards Collected:	190	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8329
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.