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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2064 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8249 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Are you tired of dealing with drama and relationship problems in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the woes of dating with our virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.
We have a special “Love Island” area where players can compete for the affections of virtual NPCs, complete with cheesy pickup lines and heart emojis. Who needs a real relationship when you can win the heart of a pixelated character?
But be warned, one player got so caught up in the virtual romance that they started leaving love notes for their in-game crush in real life. Let’s just say things got awkward when they realized they were actually writing to a creeper.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only relationship drama involves virtual characters and pixelated hearts, join us today! Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
