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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1181 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary golden potato that grants you unlimited powers.
And don’t even get me started on the community events we have. Last week, we had a build-off competition where the winner got a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, how insane is that?
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So yeah, come join the madness!