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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1217 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!