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BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Too Much Minecraft Fun

acceptance, acclimation, adaptation, adaptation process, adjustment, assimilation, comfort zone, coping, Everything.., excess, familiarity, Fun, Habit, habituation, Minecraft, normalcy, overwhelm, Routine, saturation, tolerance, too much, used to it

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

FckdUpAtTheMoment – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, Challenges, confusion, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, FckdUpAtTheMoment, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, Negativity, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, self-care strategies, self-doubt, setbacks, smp, stress, uncertainty

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you feel like the Ender Dragon is personally targeting you and your diamond armor? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

StressCraft SMP

anxiety, Burnout, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, exhaustion, fear, Frustration, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, overwhelm, Panic, positive thinking, PRESSURE, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, StressCraft, Tension, uncertainty, worry

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are creepers blowing up your house? Are skeletons shooting you from afar? Are zombies constantly trying to eat your brains? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, all your stress will disappear faster than you can say “diamond sword!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or prank you when you least expect it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that he can summon an army of chickens at will, so watch out or you might find yourself buried in a mountain of clucking poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

StressCraft SMP: ChillOutZone

anxiety, Burnout, ChillOutZone, coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, exhaustion, fear, Frustration, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, StressCraft, Tension, uncertainty, worry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are creepers blowing up your house? Is a zombie horde constantly knocking on your door, demanding brains? Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your real-life problems behind as you dive into a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have learned how to ride pigs! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

StressCraft 3000

Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Lewandowski’s Block Party

BLOCK, bros, brothers, Communication, Conflict, confusion, coping, emotions, family, Frustration, Lewandowski, Lewandowskis, overwhelm, Party, relationships, resolution, response, Shit, sibling rivalry, stress, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	5267

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because lewandowski bros. is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary diamond-encrusted cheese block. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living it up with the lewandowski bros.? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

JunkFoodCraft Minecraft Server

4 days, addiction, Bender, Binge, cravings, Excessive, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, JunkFoodCraft, late night, Minecraft, overindulgence, Pleasure, porn, regret, sedentary, self-control, self-destructive, Server, temptation, tfw, Unhealthy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot stick, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a pig so rare and precious that it’s rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and tissues because you never know when you’ll find yourself on a 4-day porn and junk food bender.

PrincessPestControl

animal attraction, animal companions, animated films, bug friends, bugs, cute animals, Disney characters, Disney magic, disney princesses, enchanted animals, fairy tale creatures, fairy tales, insect attraction, insect friends, magical creatures, magical princesses, princess fashion, Princesses, PrincessPestControl, spider companions, Spiders

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	337	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	6

join dis server if u wanna see disney princesses fightin off bugs n spiders like a boss. u betta be ready for sum epic battles and magical moments. come join da fun and see who comes out on top – will it be cinderella or the creepy crawlies? only one way to find out, join now!

TipsyCraft: Age Defying Adventures

accelerated aging, addiction, Adventures, age, alcohol abuse, alcohol dependence, alcoholism, biological aging, cellular aging, chronic disease, Defying, DNA methylation, epigenetic markers, gene expression, health, histone modification, intervention, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, research, substance abuse, TipsyCraft, treatment program

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Animals Bred:	86
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we got all the booze you could ever want! get ready to age like a fine wine as you drink your way through our virtual world. our players have found that after just three weeks of our treatment program, they start to reverse the aging process. forget botox, just grab a beer and join us for a wild ride!

Mungo Mania

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP Survival Multiplayer Hardcore Player vs Player Spawners Health Rewards Kill Lifesteal Shard High-stakes Encounter Resource Precious Double-edged sword Environment Defeat Players Buying, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

MungoMania is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a lifesteal server. In this high-stakes environment, your health is your most precious resource. When you defeat another player, you steal their life, adding it to your own. But beware—every encounter is a double-edged sword. One wrong move, and you could find yourself on the losing end, watching helplessly as your hard-earned health slips away. The server also rewards players for kills, giving 100 shard per kill that can be later used for buying spawners

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CosplayCraft Minecraft Server

character cosplay, character costume ideas, Clive Rosfield, Clive Rosfield cosplay, COSPLAY, cosplay ideas., cosplay inspiration, cosplay suggestions, cosplaycraft, fantasy cosplay, FF characters, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy characters, Final Fantasy cosplay, gaming characters, gaming cosplay, Minecraft, Noctis, Noctis cosplay, RPG cosplay, Server, video games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Clive Rosfield and Noctis have joined forces to create a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of cake. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Every player who joins gets their own personal pet zombie that will do their bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Your zombie will do it with a smile (or at least a toothy grin)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken… then you might regret it a little).

Puppy Love Minecraft Server

adult content, animal roleplay, Anthropomorphic, CFD, Club of fuckable Dogs, Dog Boys, dog girls, drawfags, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, Intersex dogs, Kinky, love, Minecraft, NERDY edition, NSFW, puppy, Roleplay, Server, taboo, writerfags

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	689477	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all writerfags and drawfags are welcome! But wait, there’s a twist – this is the “NERDY” edition! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground society of fuckable Dogs. That’s right, you heard me. Post your favorite Dog girls, Dog Boys, and even Intersex dogs. But hold up, there’s a catch – no Feral allowed! And just to add a little spice, we have a strict rule that white women are not allowed. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild with our furry friends. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

TripSucksMC Server

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Concert, Disappointment, emotional, feeling neglected, feeling unheard, feeling unimportant, Frustration, Gratitude, inconsiderate, INVISIBLE, picky eater, quality time, relationship, selfish, Server, Surprise, TripSucksMC, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of feeling invisible in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and become the star of the show! We promise not to ignore your needs like this boyfriend did. In fact, we’ll go above and beyond to make sure you feel special and appreciated. Plus, our in-game shopping center is to die for – way better than any Asian food joint. So come on over and let us show you the love and attention you deserve!

SaverMenuSassCraft

ANNOYED, celebration, celebration dinner, Communication, Date night, DATING, Disappointment, Expectations, fancy restaurant, fine dining, Gratitude, high paid job, limited options, luxury dining., mid 6 figures, pre-ordered, saver menu, SaverMenuSassCraft, taster of the High life, ungrateful

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	130	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise to take you to the fanciest virtual restaurants to celebrate your achievements! Our server owner claims to have a virtual high-paying job, so you know you’ll be dining in style.

But beware, our owner may surprise you with a pre-ordered saver menu, offering only two virtual dinner options and desserts for a reduced price. Will you be able to handle the disappointment of not being able to order what you want in our virtual fancy restaurant?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of being told you’re ungrateful for not appreciating a virtual “taster of the High life”! Who needs real-life fancy restaurants when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the virtual feasts begin!

CraftyManPleasers

Affection, appreciation, care, Communication, Companionship, consideration, CraftyManPleasers, EASY, emotional connection, Gestures, Intimacy, Kindness, love, man, non-sexual, please, relationship, Respect, Support, thoughtful, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	6390
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	6138
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – pigs as your trusty steeds! But be careful, those chickens may look cute, but they’re out for blood (and feathers)!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Dance the night away while avoiding explosive beats – literally!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss mob, the Enderdragon, who just so happens to be a master chef in his spare time. Rumor has it his fire breath makes for a killer BBQ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but isn’t that what makes it all the more fun?

PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free

acquits, acquitted, Corruption, Court, financial secrecy, fraud, free, International, investigation, Justice, Legal, Legal System, loophole, money laundering, offshore accounts, PanaCraft, panama, Panama Papers, papers, people, scandal, tax evasion, white collar crime

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	8914
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.