Overweight MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

overweight, childhood health, Nations, childhood fitness, childhood nutrition

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

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Mediterranean Mommy Magic

Mediterranean, nutrition, healthy lifestyle, leptin expression, weight management

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

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SlimCraft2021

SlimCraft2021, body shaming, Argument, wellness, Doctor

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!

We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.

So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!

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GirlsNightGoneWrong Minecraft Server

awkwardness, girls night, Communication, body positivity, Confrontation

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?

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CraftyCreeperWeightShamer

#workout, Support, fear, lung infection, voiceover

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also experience the thrill of virtual fencing matches and strut your stuff on the catwalk as a part-time model*!

Forget about your insecurities and focus on having a blast in our virtual world. And don’t worry about gaining a few pounds, because in Minecraft, everyone is perfect just the way they are – even if you’re not exactly attractive in real life (we won’t judge!).

So come join us on our server and leave your worries behind. Who needs abs when you can have a diamond sword and a pixelated runway to strut your stuff on?

*Disclaimer: Fencing and modeling may not actually be available on our server, but we promise you’ll still have a great time!

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ChunkCraftMC

self-acceptance, overweight, self worth, relationships, friendship

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From weight comments to hotel bookings, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Not sure if you should apologize or stand your ground? Our server will have you questioning your every move, just like the OP in this post. With friends like Steve’s, who needs enemies? But hey, at least they’re not blowing up your builds…yet.

So come on down to our server for a gaming experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as this relationship. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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SnapCraft: Wife Edition

Snapcraft, body image, overweight, college relationships, self esteem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and avoid weight-related arguments with your significant other.

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise without worrying about the number on the scale. No need to count calories or argue about who needs to diet more – just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

Plus, with our magical Minecraft potions, you can transform into any size or shape you desire. Want to be a giant towering over the landscape? Done. Prefer to be a tiny pixie flitting through the trees? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our server and leave the weight debates behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft? See you there!

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Treadmill Town – Where Fred’s Fatness Flourishes

overweight, comedy, fictional characters, cartoon, Flintstones

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own treadmills and race around like fred flintstone on steroids. we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happening on this server. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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HungryCrafters

office, lunch, college, changing offices, Struggling

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing triggering you will be creepers blowing up your house! No more worrying about coworkers getting upset over your lunch choices, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Plus, we have a strict “no snacks on desks” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions. Join now and leave the office drama behind!

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NoBodyShaming Minecraft Server

swimming, body image, weight, self esteem, FITNESS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life awkward situations like this one! Join us and swim in our virtual pools without any judgment from others. Our pixelated friends won’t care about your appearance, they just want to have fun and enjoy the game with you.

Don’t worry about setting boundaries here, you can be whoever you want to be in our world. Want to be a ninja turtle swimming in a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life swim gatherings when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Plus, your daughter will love playing with you in-game, no need to worry about feeling self-conscious here.

So come on, dive into our server and leave your real-life worries behind. Let’s make some epic memories together, one block at a time!

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