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  • SnoreCraftMD

    SnoreCraftMD

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snores are louder than a creeper explosion! If you’re tired of getting no sleep because your partner sounds like a zombie pigman while they snore, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world where you can finally get some peace and quiet. No more sleepless nights or arguments about nasal strips, just pure Minecraft fun!

    We even have a special snoring competition where the loudest snorer wins a diamond pickaxe! So come on over and let’s build a world where snoring is a thing of the past. Who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying comments about your weight? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures to worry about your size! No more Aunt Bertha’s telling you to “eat a sandwich” – here, we embrace all shapes and sizes (even if you’re just a pixelated block person). Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll gain +10 pounds in real life! So come join us and leave the body-shaming behind – unless it’s a giant creeper trying to blow up your base, then you might want to run!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepmomFailCraft

    StepmomFailCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any stepmothers making snarky comments or fathers threatening to kick you out. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny, and no one can tell you otherwise.

    Forget about real-life slurs and arguments, because here you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a lava moat around their base and watch them run in fear!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a dad and a stepmom when you have a whole community of fellow Minecrafters ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Back Pain Crafters

    Back Pain Crafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we cure back pain with virtual blocks! if you’ve been slouching at your computer all day, our pixelated world will straighten you right up! we got potions that make your back feel like a million diamonds, and if that doesn’t work, just build a chiropractor’s office and give yourself a massage with a pickaxe! our players have gone from hunchbacks to straight spines in just one gaming session! so come on over and let us fix your back with the power of pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVeto Minecraft Server

    VacayVeto Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unwind and have a blast with your friends.

    Join us and leave behind all the family vacation drama like the one where they planned a hiking trip for you even though you’re 400lbs! Can you imagine trying to climb a mountain with your siblings while carrying a backpack full of snacks?

    On our server, you can create your own adventure without any weight restrictions! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a magical potion that makes you lose weight instantly (just kidding, that’s not a thing).

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and unforgettable experience. Who needs a hiking trip when you can have endless fun in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

    HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

    Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

    Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

    CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

    4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

    Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP