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Vote for RFK Minecraft Server

activism, Apathy, ballot, Democracy, election, funny, GET OUT AND VOOOOOTE, humor, lunch-lady arms, Minecraft, overweight gamers, political commentary, Political Engagement, Politics, RFK, sarcasm, Server, social commentary, Vote, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being told to vote by lunch-lady armed gamers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that political nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual world where the only election happening is for who has the best pixel art of a giant chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and creativity that awaits you on our server. Plus, who needs real-life voting when you can vote on which player has the silliest skin? So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	89
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2217	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	1297	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

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NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6748	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Farms Harvested:	704	Magic Items Found:	4316

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crops Grown:	1599	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!