overweight child Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ParentingCraft: AITA Edition

aita, asthma attacks, bedtime routine, Breakup, breathing issues, diarrhea, Drill Music, Edition, fast food, fits of rage, gifted child, hitting behavior, instrumental music, iPad use, kids songs, late nights, opera music, organic diet, overweight child, parenting differences, Parenting styles, ParentingCraft, screen time limits, Strict Parenting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that matches your parenting style? Look no further! Join our server where we only allow 1.5 hours of screen time a day, feed our players only organic food, and play instrumental music in the background.

Unlike other servers, we don’t tolerate players who have fits of rage and need an iPad to calm down. We promote good behavior and healthy habits for all our players. And if your child hits other players, we have a strict no-hitting policy in place!

So if you’re tired of servers that promote unhealthy habits and bad behavior, come join us! Your child will thank you for it in the long run. Plus, who knows, maybe they’ll even start talking in complete sentences sooner than you think!

WeightCheckMC Server

apology refusal, child’s health, child’s weight, childhood obesity, Communication Issues, daughter’s weight, family conflict, family disagreement, family dynamics, family outing, horse riding, horseback riding, mother-in-law, overweight child, parenting, pony ride, ranch visit, Safety concerns, Server, weight limit, weight management, WeightCheckMC

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join: 1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks! 2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft. 4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

TickTockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature called Tick-borne encephalitis! Only scandis, baltics, and russians can suffer from this hilarious condition that adds a whole new level of challenge to the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft!

Blocky Bros Minecraft Server

abs, acceptance, attraction, blocky, body image, bros, Curiosity, curiosity about gay culture, Diversity, Femininity, Gay Boys, Gender norms, HOMOPHOBIC, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, Preferences, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, Straight..

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with abs, muscles, and questionable sexuality experiments!

Our server is the perfect place for straight guys who are just a little bit curious. Come see if gay boys really do like abs as much as women do. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for both muscles and diversity!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So why wait? Join us now and let the abs-filled adventures begin!

MomSisMoveOutMadness

Boundaries, controlling behavior, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family interference, guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, meddling, MomSisMoveOutMadness, moving out, personal space, privacy, sabotage, setting boundaries, toxic mother-daughter relationship, toxic relationships, unwanted guests, unwanted help, unwanted visitors

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crops Grown:	4913
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the freedom you’ve always wanted? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have your mother and sister barging in on your gameplay like they do in real life!

Join our server and escape the constant invasion of privacy from your family members. No more having your mom and sister read your texts or show up uninvited to confront your Minecraft enemies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.

Plus, we won’t set you up on awkward Minecraft dates or guilt trip you into staying. We believe in letting our players spread their wings and fly (or mine, in this case).

So come join us on our server, where you can finally experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. And remember, on our server, the only monsters you’ll encounter are the ones you choose to battle in the game!

CraftyWake Minecraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, CraftyWake, early riser, healthy morning routine, Minecraft, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2515
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground village run by llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your day the Minecraft way!

RegretCraft35+

10. Growing older, 11. Looking back, 12. Time gone by, 13. Self-discovery, 14. Personal growth, 15. Wisdom gained, 16. Second chances, 17. Living in the moment, 18. Letting go, 19. Moving forward, 2. Youth, 20. Embracing change., 3. Over 35, 4. Life choices, 5. Mistakes, 6. Reflection, 7. Lessons learned, 8. Past experiences, 9. Missed opportunities, RegretCraft35, regrets

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	2165	Chimeras Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you over 35 and regret not joining our Minecraft server when you were younger? Well, fear not, because now is your chance to relive your youth in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. But beware, the diamond unicorn is guarded by a pack of evil zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious unicorn friend.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where trees are made of crispy bacon and rivers flow with maple syrup. Build your dream bacon house and feast like a king every day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make up for all those years of regret with some epic Minecraft adventures!

GPS Jammerz R Us

communications, Defense, diplomatic relations, DiSRuPtiON, global positioning system, GPS, Interference, international relations, Jammerz, jamming, jamming signals, Military, navigation, Radio Frequency, russia, Satellite, satellite navigation, SECURITY, Technology, UN, united nations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3067
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, liek, u kno how u tryna play some minecraft an then ur GPS go all wonky cuz russia be jammin it? well, dis server got u covered, fam! come join us an u can play minecraft without worryin bout gettin lost in da wilderness cuz ur GPS be actin a fool. plus, we got unicorns ridin on rainbows an dragons breathin fire errywhere. it’s a wild ride, so come join us an have a blast!

LeftyCraft: Where Southpaws Rule!

Characters, Cinema, creativity, different, Diversity, equality, film industry, handedness, left handed, LeftyCraft, Marginalized, Minority, movies, perspective, rare, representation, rule, southpaw, Southpaws, storytelling, Unconventional, underrepresented, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

this server is like a movie about left handed people, rare and special, just like you! join us and experience the magic of being left handed in a right handed world. build with your left hand, fight mobs with your left hand, even eat virtual cake with your left hand! who needs right handed people when you have a whole server full of lefties? come join us and be part of the left handed revolution!

BlockyDoubleStandards

BlockyDoubleStandards, favorability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, judgment, Men, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual double standards, sexual norms, societal attitudes, societal double standards., societal expectations, societal perceptions, society, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!

join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!

we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, all female, building, Community, Creative, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, girls only, Minecraft, Minigames, No Griefing, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.r0ve.vanillaboxmc.ru

Luna’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BANG!BANG!BANG!, BLOCK, botan, cherry bomb, Choco, cinderella, CURSE, Daishikyu Daishiyuki, Fujun Mujun, GuruGuru Mawaruna, HajimarinoMahou-charm, hikaru nara, Himemori Luna, hololive, holoWitches, Idol 10 rules, Kami no Manimani, korone, Koyori, Kyoufuu All Back, Lunas, Mannaka-Chiten, Minecraft, Nano Nanora, New outfit merch., okayu, OP Template, Party, Pekora, Platinum Disco, Server, Shukusei!! Loli-Kami Requiem, Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru, Subachocolunatan, subaru, Vtuber, world is mine, Zigokudeaouze, 姫森ルーナ

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Himemori Luna’s adventures? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us for a chance to build your own Nano Nanora-inspired world, where GuruGuru Mawaruna is the only way to travel!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Idol 10 rules, where Okayu herself will judge your building skills. And don’t forget about our group covers, like Cherry Bomb with Subaru and Choco, where explosions are a must!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness of Himemori Luna in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the Platinum Disco hidden deep within our pixelated world!