Overweight MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MangoCraft – Insulin Sensitivity Boost

insulin, health benefits, weight management, daily consumption, nutrition

so like, u know how eating mangos is like, good for u and stuff? well, this server is like the mango of all minecraft servers, bro. like, if u join this server, u will become a minecraft master in no time. u will be building epic castles and slaying dragons like it’s no big deal.

plus, like, eating mangos is good for ur health, right? well, joining this server is good for ur mental health. u will make so many friends and have so much fun, u won’t even remember what stress feels like.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and start living ur best minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

ChunkyCraft, Obesity epidemic, obese, weight management, Disease

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we promise to keep you so entertained that you won’t even have time to think about becoming overweight or obese by 2050! Our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll be too busy building, exploring, and battling mobs to even think about snacking on junk food.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Overweight Hair Haven 1.21.1

societal norms, personal style, self-image, Appearance, 1.21.1

OMG, join our Minecraft server and you can have the longest hair everrrr! No need to worry about being overweight or not having facial hair, just focus on growing those luscious locks in the game! Who cares if you look trans, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even notice! Plus, our server has magical hair growth potions that will have your virtual hair flowing in the wind in no time. So come join us and let your hair flag fly, no judgment here, just fabulous follicles for days!

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Ethereal Beauty Realm 1.21

Women, weight, society, health, attractiveness

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

I mean, come on, this place is lit AF with crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you.

You won’t believe the insane mobs and bosses that will test your skills to the max.

Plus, the community is like a bunch of wild monkeys on Red Bull, always ready to party and have a good time.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and start crafting some epic memories!

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BlockyLoveTriangle

turned off, Muscular, messed up, date, Lost

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t judge you based on looks? Look no further than our server! We don’t care if your pixelated character is a little on the chubby side or super muscular, all are welcome here.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where personality is what matters most. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your pixelated soulmate on our server! Just make sure to bring your best personality traits with you, because that’s what truly counts.

Don’t let awkward dinner conversations get you down, come join our server and let your personality shine! And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about not judging a Minecraft character by their pixels. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

overweight, corpulent, 1.20.5, Pork, plump

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

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CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong, silently giving up, Boundaries, Communication, overweight

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

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DietDramaCrafters

weight management, calories, overweight, weight loss, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

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Jewel of the Overworld 1.20.6

fat, body positivity, plus size, self love, overweight

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server where Bijou is the fat fuck and her body is just a rock? It’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. You gotta join because who wouldn’t want to play on a server where a fat fuck named Bijou is just a rock? It’s like, the ultimate mind-bending experience, man. Plus, the pixel art on this server is next level, like seriously, you won’t believe your eyes. So come on, join now and let’s rock out with Bijou!

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ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun

Beach, family get together, daughter’s drawing, ChubbyCheeseFamilyFun, de-escalate

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity like never before? Look no further than our server, where even a 6-year-old’s drawings are considered offensive masterpieces!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating art that will make your family members cut ties with you. Drawings so detailed and emotionally charged, they will spark arguments that will last for years to come.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bring out the insecurities of your loved ones with your art skills. Who knew a simple drawing of a beach scene could cause so much drama? Join our server now and be prepared to have your artwork criticized to the point of family disownment. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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