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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6253 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.