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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1920 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 1282 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!