Overthinking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BankruptBrain

13. overwhelming thoughts, 17. thought debt, 5. repetitive thoughts, 19. mental taxation consequences, 2. intrusive thoughts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest thoughts come to life…literally! Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

Join us and watch as your most ridiculous thoughts become reality in the most hilarious ways possible. From building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon to creating a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, if thoughts could be taxed based on how often you think them, you might just go bankrupt on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild…just make sure you have enough brain bucks to cover the bill!

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CandleBlowout Minecraft Server

celebration, birthday cake, family, Birthday, overthinking

Are you tired of sharing your birthday cake with a spit-spewing little cousin? Join our Minecraft server and escape the birthday candle drama! On our server, you can blow out your candles in peace without any unwanted saliva flying around. Plus, we have a special “No Spit Zone” where your cousin is not allowed to ruin your birthday celebration. Join now and say goodbye to birthday cake contamination forever!

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NoSleepMinecraftSMP

bedtime anxiety, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, anxiety, restlessness

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

roommates boyfriend, roommate’s friend, making dinner, roommate’s significant other, overthinking

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz

anxiety, self-care, BlockyMind, substance abuse, procrastination

OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.

So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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HeadRentFree – Minecraft SMP

emotional baggage, intrusive thoughts, Minecraft, Cognitive Distortions, mental health

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time, like bigger than a creeper explosion, ya feel me? This server is lit AF, like a nether portal on fire. We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices, and we always got each other’s backs, like a diamond chestplate protecting you from a skeleton’s arrow. Plus, our events are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

So what you waiting for, bruh? Join us now and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a creeper costume. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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GymBuddies Minecraft Server

Professional help, Respect, social cues, rejection, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama like our friend here? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that won’t leave you questioning if you’re the asshole.

Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends, build epic structures, and battle mobs together. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all your real-life worries at the door and focus on having a great time.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate like our friend who met Heather at the gym. Just imagine the possibilities – bonding over mining diamonds, exploring new biomes, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the pixelated sunset.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and a community of fellow gamers to support you? Join now and let the fun begin!

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InsomniaCraft SMP

sleep deprivation, sleep remedies, smp, sleeplessness, overthinking

Bro, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your brain melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers. Our server is so lit, even insomniacs will be counting sheep in no time. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust me, you won’t be counting sheep, you’ll be counting diamonds! So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, and hello to endless fun on our totally not cursed Minecraft server. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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InsomniaCraft

overactive brain, restless mind, deep thoughts, quirky reflections, bizarre musings

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret caves filled with diamonds, pigs that can fly, and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never have a boring night again! So say goodbye to those random thoughts keeping you up at night and say hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Puppy-Free Passion Palace

Watched, dog, PuppyFree, unease, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a dog-free zone for all your intimate moments!

Are you tired of feeling like you’re being watched by your boyfriend’s beloved pooch while trying to get frisky? Look no further, our server is the perfect solution for you!

Join us and leave all worries behind as you enjoy building, mining, and crafting without any judgmental eyes from man’s best friend. Our server is a safe space for you to relax and unwind, free from any canine interruptions.

Don’t let your boyfriend’s dog ruin the mood any longer, join our server and experience true peace and tranquility while playing Minecraft. Who knew a virtual world could provide such relief from real-life drama?

So come on in, leave the dog at the door, and let the fun begin! Join now and say goodbye to awkward encounters with furry spectators.

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