Overslept MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UnFriendableCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like your unreliable friend? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t be left hanging like a missed white coat ceremony!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the weather forecast that made your friend bail on you last minute. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging with cryptic texts and excuses like “I don’t set alarms on weekends” – we’re here for you 24/7!

And if you’re tired of people not showing up for you when it matters most, come join our server where we’ll always have your back. No more getting dumped after 2 years of being strung along – on our server, you set the boundaries and we respect them!

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a Minecraft server that’s always there for you. Join us now and let’s build some epic memories together!

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Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

missed alarm, overslept, missed deadline, traffic jam, forgot wallet

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

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MineCraftyExcuse

public transportation delay, creative excuse, unexpected delay, work tardiness, MineCraftyExcuse

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

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ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

Meeting, EXCUSE, work excuse, work, car trouble

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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RideOrDieCraft

job security, gas money, co worker, car ownership, Communication

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

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ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

work, procrastination, Creative, traffic, TARDY

Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

car trouble, doctor’s appointment, traffic, tardiness, slept through alarm

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dreams

Steves, desire, role-play, taboo, Manga

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special challenge for all players – the first fictional character you jerked off to! That’s right, we want to know all about your wildest fantasies and secret crushes from the world of fiction. Join us and share your embarrassing stories with fellow players who have also fallen victim to their animated attractions. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new favorite character to add to your spank bank! So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

Homes, property ownership, renting vs buying, Home ownership, housing market

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

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NinjaSisters’ Seething Server: Where Minecraft meets sibling rivalry with a side of confusion!

Above, Explanation, 1300, sibling, Acting

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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