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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1407
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Villages Defended: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and claim your Waifu/Husbando to protect and cherish in the pixelated world. But beware, if you try to steal someone else’s Waifu/Husbando without rolling trips, you’ll be banished to the Nether!

    Only the most original insults are allowed here, so get your creative juices flowing. And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to the 2D Waifus/Husbandos for maximum enjoyment.

    Joining our server means you’ll have a reserved place in hell, but hey, at least you’ll have a great time doing it! So come on in, stop reading these rules, and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server

    BreadWaifu’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 9337
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can claim your very own Waifu or Husbando! But beware, if someone else has already claimed your dream anime partner, you’ll have to find someone else to simp for.

    We have strict rules against stealing, unless you roll trips of course. And remember, only one claim per person – we don’t want any harem drama here.

    RP and ERP are allowed, but please keep it private. And insults must be original – we don’t want any recycled trash talk here.

    Joining our server means a reserved place in hell, but don’t worry, it’s a fun hell with lots of lava and creepers. And if you’re a 3D lover, well, we have to break it to you – 3D is almost always trash.

    So come join us for a wild ride of claiming Waifus, dodging insults, and exploring the depths of Minecraft. Just remember, if you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get involved and have some fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

    MineCraftMysteryAcronyms
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6393
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

    So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6599
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Crops Grown: 3243 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

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    lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCoupCrushers

    CraftyCoupCrushers
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2353
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 426938 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

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    lololol dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds like confetti at a party. our admin once fought off a dragon with a wooden sword and won cuz he’s a ninja in disguise. also, our players have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we be overthrowing governments in our sleep. join now or miss out on all the epicness, bro.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCallz

    CraftyCallz
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 5239
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, on this server, the phone call icon is gonna be the “you 3D printed the save icon” of the next generation. I know, crazy right? But that’s not all!

    When you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders. You’ll ride on rainbow-colored pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even be able to turn yourself into a block of cheese (yes, you heard me right, CHEESE).

    But wait, there’s more! If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly sea turtle named Terry. And trust me, Terry knows how to party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, bro, this is gonna be LEGENDARY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedSuicidePrevention

    PixelatedSuicidePrevention
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3243
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

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    Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have scientists investigating crazy stuff like elevated white blood cells and reduced grey matter in the brain! We got neuroticism and childhood experiences up in here, making it the wildest server in the game! Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and zombies – you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CoomCraft Minecraft Server

    CoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 8530
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

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    Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9830
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 127
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Votes: 4544 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers that bore you to tears? Well, fear not, my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us on a wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. Why, you ask? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate party animals and they love to make it rain with precious gems!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary RBMK reactor, which may or may not have caused a few… incidents in the past. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with radioactive materials involved!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Just remember to watch out for those dancing pigs – they can be quite the pranksters.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VacayVibes Minecraft Server

    VacayVibes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3599
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2686 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s boyfriend and his coworkers.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through relationship drama that puts reality TV shows to shame. Will you choose to share a double room with your partner’s coworker to save money, or will you stand your ground and build your own empire of blocks?

    Don’t worry about causing a scene or feeling left out, because on our server, everyone is a star of their own crazy story. Whether you’re backpacking through Central America or planning a road trip from LV to LA, there’s never a dull moment in our Minecraft world.

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a jealous partner or two). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoGriefingPls

    NoGriefingPls
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9921
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Emeralds Found: 6318 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of tiny Iñupiat towns and embark on wild adventures with your virtual family!

    Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?

    With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1568
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3728 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on your pixelated walls? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the dads are not just legends, they are the stuff of Minecraft myths.

    Picture this: a server where the dads are so skilled at building, they can create entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it that one dad even built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And that’s not all – these dads are also master fighters, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, secret passageways that lead to enchanted realms, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Dad Cave, where all the dads gather to swap stories and share tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the dad lore that will go down in history as the most epic adventure ever told. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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