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  • Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Totally Overrated Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow blockbusters and pixelated enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring vanilla Minecraft where all you do is punch trees and cry when a creeper blows up your dream house? WELL, BOY, DO I HAVE THE JUICIEST SERVER FOR YA! Join this absolute GAMER haven of an SMP where the drama is thicker than Steve’s thighs after a good steak dinner!

    First off, did I mention we might have actual WIZARDS??1! Like, last week, Brad from accounting turned into a flying sheep for an hour after drinking a potion made from crushed rainbow cupcakes. YOU DON’T GET THAT EXPERIENCE IN REAL LIFE, BUDDY!

    Oh, and get this: there’s a mysterious secret underground village of sacrifice-happy llamas that trade diamonds for your soul. But here’s the twist – they speak only in dad jokes, so good luck trying to figure out if you just handed over your left foot for a shovel. You’re gonna wanna join just for the cringe, trust me.

    On this server, we have our annual “Who Can Build the Most Useless Statue” contest! Last year, someone made a giant replica of a potato that’s also a spaceship. It totally wasn’t a metaphor for unfulfilled potential, I swear! The winner got a lifetime supply of baked potatoes which are technically just regular potatoes but we still hype it up!

    And hold onto your Minecraft hats because THE PIGEONS ARE WATCHING YOU! That’s right, once you join, you become part of the top-secret “Pigeon Vision” society! They say if you stare into their beady little eyes long enough, you’ll understand the true meaning of existence… or at least figure out Quagmire’s weird obsession with feathers.

    Oh, did I mention squid armies? Major plot twist – if you don’t join now, you might get attacked by them in real life. Imagine getting inked by an army of angry squids because you decided to play on those other boring servers where people just mine without any pizzazz. That’s right, the squids are vengeful, and they crave chaos, kinda like my Uncle Larry after a few too many sodas at family BBQs.

    Plus, our meme competitions every Friday are LEGENDARY! Last week, someone tried to meme-ify the concept of existential dread and ended up touching the hearts of everyone while also making them question their life choices. Not saying this is deep, but if you don’t shed a tear at some pixelated nonsense, are you even alive?

    So, if you’re ready for the most outrageously ridiculous Minecraft experience, where the cows have dreams of becoming YouTube stars and the sunsets are literally made of cotton candy, then come on in! We won’t ask questions – we just want you to BE a part of this chaotic, pixelated family. Join us, or risk becoming the fresh meat for the underground llama society!

    Happy crafting, you absolute legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OverratedCitySMP – WhySoHyped?

    OverratedCitySMP – WhySoHyped?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cities with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

    Forget about overrated cities in the real world, come join us and experience the thrill of building your own wacky city filled with giant rainbow unicorns, talking trees, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OverratedOreo – Minecraft SMP

    OverratedOreo – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant chicken for some reason. So if you’re looking for a wacky, unpredictable, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us and see why overrated things don’t stand a chance here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zombie Mayhem

    Zombie Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

    burvtree.playit.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EsmeraldaMC

    EsmeraldaMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

    198.244.176.200:25636

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

    Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution ;)

    New Minecraft Servers

    sVanilla Survival Server Overview

    IP corn.gg
    Region USA East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

    Why choose sVanilla Survival?

      • Survive & Thrive
      • Melee Based PvP
      • Quality of Life Enhancements
      • Bartering Economy
      • Boundless Exploration
      • Permanent Legacy
      • TNT Duplication Enabled

    FAQ

    Is hacking allowed on the server?

    No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

    Are there any economy plugins on the server?

    No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

    Can I claim land on the server?

    No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

    What commands are available for convenience?

    Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

    Will the map ever reset?

    No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Falcom Server #1999

    Crafty Falcom Server #1999

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

    3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

    4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

    5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

    The Terrifying Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a skeleton-outfit chick who’s hotter than the Nether itself. And don’t worry, if you die a lame death, you can always come back as a blonde girl who gets sawn in half for extra entertainment value.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and have a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be able to navigate their llama-filled lair and come out on top? Or will you end up as their next sacrifice in the name of llama domination?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos, adventure, and questionable fashion choices. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously, especially not the llamas.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Wedding Wars: Sister Edition

    Wedding Wars: Sister Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and wedding conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and players!

    On our server, you can attend as many weddings as you want without worrying about conflicting dates or family expectations. Plus, bring your toddler along for the ride – we have plenty of safe areas for them to play and explore while you build your dream Minecraft world.

    Don’t let family pressure ruin your gaming experience – join our server and let the only drama be whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cheney4DemsCraft

    Cheney4DemsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If an oracle told you in 2004 that 20 years later Dick Cheney would vote for a Democratic president, you’d probably think they were smoking some enchanted mushrooms. But hey, crazier things have happened, just like on our Minecraft server! Join us and witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties. Who knows, maybe even Dick Cheney will log on and start building a peace garden with Obama. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures this side of the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP