Overpriced Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlingCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

CraftyCashGrabz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever spent a fortune on a diamond sword in Minecraft, only to have it break after a few uses? Well, fear not my fellow block builders, for on our server, we have diamond swords that are indestructible! That’s right, you can slay creepers, zombies, and even pesky players without ever worrying about your sword breaking. Join our server and become the ultimate warrior with weapons that defy the laws of Minecraft physics!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	281	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

FloodedVacation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of feeling like a loser? Do you need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you forget all about your problems.

Forget therapy, join our server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those expensive therapy sessions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual escape that’s way more fun and way less expensive? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OverhypedCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Sleeping! Who needs sleep when you can join our Minecraft server and build epic structures all night long? Say goodbye to boring dreams and hello to blocky adventures!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers want to join in on the fun! They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves and are now the life of the party.

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground village where the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world…or maybe just trying to grow some potatoes, who knows?

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride around on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even discover a hidden realm where the cows have formed a rock band. It’s udderly amazing!

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

> High Consistent Volume Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we mine for virtual coins like Akash Network! This server is not just a meme coin, it’s a real-world use coin that will make you rich in Minecraft diamonds! Invest in our SMP and watch your virtual wallet grow bigger than a giant slime. Don’t worry about the overpriced entrance fee, because the long-term benefits are worth it. Join us and let’s mine our way to the top together!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

HangryCraft

awkward situation, Communication, dining out, Dinner, fair, financial responsibility, food preferences, friendship, group dynamics, HangryCraft, INCONVENIENCE, milkshake, Overpriced, paying for own food, peer pressure, Restaurant, selfish, small appetizer, social etiquette, splitting the bill, wasting time

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you split the bill evenly like a boring restaurant? Well, look no further! Join our server where we understand the importance of fairness when it comes to paying for what you actually ordered.

Imagine a world where you can enjoy all the virtual milkshakes and appetizers you want without the pressure of having to split the bill with your virtual friends. No more awkward conversations about who owes what – just pure, unadulterated gaming fun!

And hey, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation where you need to pay a specific amount, we’ve got you covered. Our virtual register is always ready to accommodate your unique payment needs, no matter how long it takes.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where the only thing you’ll be splitting is blocks, not bills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoTol3r8!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you can’t tolerate the sight of a creeper without exploding into laughter. Our creepers have been trained in stand-up comedy and are sure to make you ROFL (Roll On the Floor Laughing)!

Sick of the same old boring mining routine? On our server, you’ll find diamond ore that sings opera when you mine it, and redstone that tells knock-knock jokes as you build your contraptions.

And if you’re tired of the same old survival mode, come join our server where survival means battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their beaks and riding pigs that can fly!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyZelensky Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Crops Grown:	5692

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky are set to meet in a battle of epic proportions! witness the tension between the gop as they argue over who will assist ukraine in this crazy world of blocky adventures. build your own wall to keep out the creepers and zombies, or team up with your friends to create a political alliance to rule the server! with crazy events like presidential debates and diplomatic negotiations, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. join now for a chance to be the next leader of the blocky world!

CyberCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GUNS. UKRAINE IS HACKING INTO RUSSIAN SERVERS LIKE A BOSS, TAKING DOWN MILITARY, ADMINISTRATIVE, AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS LEFT AND RIGHT. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A HACKER MASTERMIND WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A VIRTUAL WARZONE IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GOOOO!

Corn Jet Fuel Fun

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Star Shards Collected:	156	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4934

come join our epic minecraft server where we make jet fuel out of corn and agricultural waste! ya heard right, we got scientists doin’ some crazy stuff to make our aviation fuels cleaner and more compatible with jet engines. fly around in style on our server while helpin’ save the planet with our sustainable fuel. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

””> xhe Maxes INT Minecraft Server””

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that boosts your intelligence stat to the max! Imagine outsmarting all your friends in PvP battles and solving complex redstone puzzles with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one wish from the pink sheep can turn your diamond armor into unbreakable rainbow armor!

Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you on our server!

‘Tna has something special with lee’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of drama, intrigue, and shenanigans! Picture this: Tna and Lee are like the Romeo and Juliet of our server, with a love so forbidden and scandalous that it’s the talk of the town (or, you know, the server chat). Join us and witness their epic love story unfold, complete with secret rendezvous in hidden caves and dramatic arguments over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the madness today!

LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ores Mined:	6769
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	6186
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!