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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Votes:	7577	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	165
Dragon Eggs Found:	7494	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Votes:	3981	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1359
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Farms Harvested:	223	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	373968
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.