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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!