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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8190 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.
So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?