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overly sweet Minecraft Servers

  • AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server

    AdorablyAnnoying Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7200
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky villagers constantly getting in your way and stealing your stuff? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve replaced all the villagers with adorable but super annoying penguins! These little guys will waddle around, squawk at you, and even try to steal your diamonds! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos of Penguin Village and see if you can survive their cuteness overload!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

    FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 6606
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfieSneakz

    SelfieSneakz
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5242
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

    Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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  • SMP SexEd Minecraft

    SMP SexEd Minecraft
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5545
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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  • BlockCraftAdvice

    BlockCraftAdvice
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 1017
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • BlockCraftEU2022

    BlockCraftEU2022
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 8501
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Potions Brewed: 145 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Farms Harvested: 237 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

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  • Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

    Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8636
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mines Excavated: 2222
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Animals Bred: 157
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

    boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

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  • WaveCraft Minecraft Server

    WaveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 1010
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Runes Activated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Farms Harvested: 267 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

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  • Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

    Oligarchy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 515
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

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  • BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

    BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3569
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

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  • FamCraft: Value Edition

    FamCraft: Value Edition
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4396
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2051 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Villages Defended: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

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