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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 160 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.
So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!