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haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we measure everything in grams cuz kilogram is just too mainstream, like who even needs all dat extra weight? we got crazy builds like a giant potato made of gold blocks cuz why not? and if u join now u get a free pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow u around and oink at all ur jokes, he’s a real ham! plus we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and have a good time, even the creepers know how to bust a move. so come on down to da gram-tastic server and let’s get this party started! oink oink!