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  • ChemicalCraft: BTMPS Overload

    ChemicalCraft: BTMPS Overload
    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our levels is the industrial chemical BTMPS in our fentanyl! our samples contain an average of 7 times more BTMPS than fentanyl, with BTMPS sometimes accounting for more than 50% of a drug sold as “fentanyl.”

    why join? because we have the most lit drug-infused minecraft experience you’ll ever find! build your base, mine for resources, and get high on BTMPS all day long. who needs diamonds when you’ve got chemical compounds, amirite?

    so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate high in minecraft. just watch out for those pesky researchers trying to shut us down. they just jealous of our chemically enhanced gameplay.

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  • TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

    TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

    But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • Toilet Wipe Overload

    Toilet Wipe Overload
    u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!

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  • “InternetBreakTime” Minecraft SMP

    “InternetBreakTime” Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild llama riding a pig wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and starts singing show tunes. And you think to yourself, “Okay, that’s enough internet for today.”

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can join epic battles against an army of evil chickens led by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. Or participate in our annual hot dog eating contest where the loser has to wear a chicken costume for a week.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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  • CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

    CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad
    join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

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  • Airway Overload Craft

    Airway Overload Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have a cure for chronic asthma caused by cell overcrowding in the airways! That’s right, forget about just building and mining, we have medical treatments for your in-game ailments!

    Our doctors have discovered that the key to curing asthma in Minecraft is to build massive structures to clear out those pesky cells clogging up your airways. So come join us and start building skyscrapers, castles, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower to breathe easy in the virtual world!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knew curing asthma could be so much fun?

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  • NightmareCraft: Dream Overload

    NightmareCraft: Dream Overload
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about nightmares again! Our virtual world is so fun and exciting that your dreams will be filled with pixelated adventures instead of scary monsters. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will protect you from any spooky creatures that try to creep into your dreams. So come join us and say goodbye to bad dreams forever!

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