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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

OverratedOreo – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant chicken for some reason. So if you’re looking for a wacky, unpredictable, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us and see why overrated things don’t stand a chance here!

TasteHypeCraft

bland, Culinary, fad, flavorless, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food influencers, food marketing, food trends, foodie, Gastronomy, hype, Instagrammable, overhyped, Overrated, Popular, social media, Taste, TasteHypeCraft, trendy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old food that just sits there in your inventory, doing nothing but filling up your hunger bar? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got food that’s so hype, it’ll make you do a happy dance in real life! Imagine chomping down on a pixelated burger that not only fills up your hunger bar but also gives you super speed for 10 minutes! Or how about a slice of pizza that makes you invincible to creepers for a whole hour? Trust us, once you taste our epic food, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft meals again. Join our server now and get ready to feast like never before!

NotThatBad Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9

This Minecraft server! Trust us, it’s not as bad as your mom’s cooking. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

CraftyNonchalance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts all the creepers in the land, who will then break out into a synchronized dance routine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MinecraftMayhem: Overhyped Flicks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of being surrounded by sheep who think the same boring movies and shows are the best thing since sliced bread? Then come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the underdogs of entertainment! We have a secret underground bunker where we host movie nights featuring the most obscure and underrated films and TV shows. From a documentary about the history of dental floss to a rom-com starring a sentient toaster, we’ve got it all! Join us and expand your horizons beyond the mainstream garbage that everyone else is obsessed with. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a failed reality TV star who will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for rare in-game items. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the weirdness!

NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	70
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

VictoryCraft Minecraft Server

16 years old, brainwash, BROWN, criticism, england, Expectations, holy fuck, match, Media, Minecraft, overhyped, Performance, player, PRESSURE, relying, Server, Shit, Soccer, spain, Victory, victorycraft, wasted ball, Young Talent

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	5182
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6132

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our players play like they’re 16 years old! Watch as they waste the ball a dozen times right outside the 16 yards, just like a real pro (or not so pro) player.

But here’s the kicker – did you know our star player is actually 16 years old? That’s right, he may be young but he sure knows how to make a mess on the field.

Join our server and witness the media overhyping our players because they’re brown, or maybe it’s just to brainwash Spain into relying on them even more. Who knows, maybe they’re secretly working for England to win it all.

So come on and join the madness, where anything can happen on the field (or in the chat)!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	985473	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

One Piece Minecraft SMP

Anime, brook, Chopper, cluttered panels, complex story, detailed illustrations, difficult to read, fan favorite, franky, intricate art, long-running series, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, one piece, OVERWHELMING, Piece, pirate adventure, robin, sanji, shonen jump, smp, Usopp, zoro

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the player who insists on only speaking in pig Latin to the one who builds roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s as bonkers as this one? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding around every corner!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cozy server, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, experienced administration, Fishing, Griefersky, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, high quality gameplay, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Secret Places, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work, world of donors, Youtubers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRB.SKYBARS.ME

Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

bullshit, Craft, Delusion, enmity, equality, France, Fraternity, Gini coefficient, INEQUALITY, lefties, liberalization, Liberty, Markets, Minecraft, MONEY, national economies, offer/supply effects, Ponder, relationship, Server, Tinder, Ultimate

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchantments Applied:	229	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

children, Commitment, Decisions, dont, family, Fatherhood, fulfillment, Happiness, life choices, Marriage, MARRIED, Married men, Men, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, Reflection, regret, regretful, regrets, relationships, responsibilities, Sacrifices, Single life, smp, Status

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	New Chunks Explored:	337427
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

BlockyWarfare – Minecraft Server

Anon, black ops 6, BlockyWarfare, blog posts, call of duty, Camo Tracker, COD, Gameplay Trailer, Gun-Fu(n) Guide, Gunsmith, Meta, Minecraft, patch notes, raven software, season 1, Server, Tactical Maps, Trello Boards, truegamedata, Updates, warzone, Weapon Builds

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive gameplay and intense battles in the Citadelle des Morts! Watch out for zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you navigate through the treacherous terrain.

Our Season 1 Patch Notes are so epic, they’ll make you question reality. With updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Explore the Black Ops 6 / Warzone Trello Boards where you can suggest new features like a diamond sword that shoots lasers. The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on our Weapon Builds section where you can create a sword made out of cheese or a bow that shoots flaming arrows. The only limit is your imagination!

And if you’re feeling competitive, check out our Black Ops 6 Camo Tracker to see who has the most stylish armor in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Polish Culture Moment Minecraft SMP

art, cultural events, cultural experiences, cultural heritage, cultural moments, culture, culture moment, European culture, History, Minecraft, moment, Poland, Polish, Polish art, polish cuisine, polish culture, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish language, Polish music, Polish traditions, smp, Traditions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a crazy ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you can build, mine, and prank to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who would peck anyone who dared to approach. But this brave player outsmarted the chickens and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles, where players face off in epic duels to prove who is the ultimate warrior. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our secret underground society of builders who create mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

LOL Cows Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, attractiveness, bald, Cows, decay, Entropy, generation, hair care, hair truthers, hairstyle, life saving, Locks, lol, lolcow life, lolcows, Minecraft, Peace, raw milk truthers, sensory assault, Server, social norms, society, Struggle, truthers

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	395202

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only social norm is to have the craziest hair possible! We believe in embracing the chaos and letting your locks run wild.

Imagine a world where hair truthers roam free, spreading the gospel of natural beauty. No more combing through your hair, just let it be as nature intended.

We even have a special bald avatar option for those who dare to defy the norms and rock the shiny look. But beware, baldness may make you even more attractive than you already are (if that’s even possible).

Our server is a safe haven for those tired of spending hours getting their hair done. Just choose a hairstyle that looks good for a week and leave it be until you absolutely have to change it.

Life is a battle against entropy and decay, but on our server, you can find peace within the chaos. Embrace your inner lolcow and join us in the fight against societal norms. Who knew Minecraft could be so hair-raisingly fun?

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8889
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

Anime Avoiders Minecraft Server

2d animation, Aesthetics, Aldnoah.Zero, Anime, anime 2D animation, anime aesthetics, anime CGI, Anime design, anime mechas, anime music, anime songs, anime visuals, Avoiders, CGI, cool mechas, design, favorite anime, Mechas, Minecraft, never going to watch, Server, songs, Visuals

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old mechas that look like they were designed by a blind monkey? Do you want to experience a world where mechas actually look cool and don’t turn into a pixelated mess when they start moving? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a mecha-tastic adventure inspired by the epic visuals and designs of Aldnoah Zero. Our mechas are so sleek and stylish, you’ll be turning heads wherever you go in the game. And don’t even get us started on the music – it’s so good, you’ll be grooving to it while you mine for diamonds.

So why waste your time on other servers with subpar mechas and boring landscapes? Come join us for the ultimate mecha experience that will have you saying “CGI who?” in no time. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game!

The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	225	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	208835
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!