not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. picture this: a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco. yup, that’s just a regular day on our server.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in, but trust us, it’s worth it.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most watercooled minecraft adventure of your life.
Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.
Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.
Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?
Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!
we got a secret hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties every night, and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they own the place. oh, and did i mention the nether portal leads to a magical land where the lava is actually made of hot fudge? yeah, it’s that epic.
so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable, come join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun). see you there, bro!
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Well, look no further because ShiftUp has got you covered!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so epic that even Notch himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! Legend has it that he was so impressed with our building competitions that he decided to turn on his fans just to cool off from the excitement!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ll ever come across in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to conquer our parkour challenges, only to rage quit after falling into a pit of lava for the tenth time!
So what are you waiting for? Join ShiftUp today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Steve riding a pig or stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper bodyguards. The possibilities are endless!
Ever wanted to trade with aliens while riding a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our patch updates are so frequent, you’ll feel like you’re living in a time warp. And don’t even get us started on our OST – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to slay dragons with a rubber chicken.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a warrant of trade when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! The League of Villains from My Hero Academia has emerged in Fortnite, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to take them down. And did we mention Rocket Racing? Play on two new epic-made tracks that will have you on the edge of your minecart seat.
Oh, and let’s not forget about the exclusive preview for Billie Eilish’s next song – it’s dropping on our server first! So what are you waiting for? Survive the horde, join the Fortnite Crew, and let’s build some epic memories together. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
On our server, you can engage in epic battles with other players, build insane structures with no limits, and unleash your inner warrior without any judgment. We don’t shy away from a little bloodshed, in fact, we embrace it! So if you’re looking for a server that breaks all the rules and lets you live out your wildest fantasies, then come join us today! Who needs a visible nosebleed in a kids show when you can have a full-on battle royale in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that shoot glitter out of their horns to flying pigs that drop bacon as they soar through the sky, you will never run out of fantastical beasts to marvel at.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. Plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up that transports you to a land filled with diamonds and gold as far as the eye can see.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world so perfect, even Notch himself would be jealous!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| IP | https://simplyvanilla.net/ |
| Players Active | 30 to 70 |
| Renders | Spawn / Nether / End |
Welcome to Simply Vanilla, the hack-free Minecraft anarchy server you have been looking for! We have been online since 2019 with an ever-growing history guaranteed by not doing any map resets ever. Our current map size of over 10 TB speaks for itself.
Hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will be prosecuted with a ban. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof will make your game-play as vanilla as possible. With only a few rules, you are given total freedom. Survive spawn, make your starter base, make allies, and conquer bases.
Join us today and experience the thrill of a truly vanilla Minecraft experience!
A: No, hacking and duping (except TNT, rails & carpet) are strictly forbidden and will result in a ban.
A: No, we have never done any map resets since our launch in 2019.
A: Yes, we are hosted in EU, providing excellent ping for players in Europe and North America.
A: You can visit our subreddit r/SimplyVanill, join our Discord here, and visit our website here.
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t drop you mid-air (most of the time).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Mafia, a group of stylish llamas who control the economy with their woolly prowess. Join them and become a llama tycoon in no time!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the dreaded Cactus Castle, where every block is made of prickly cacti and the only way out is by defeating the evil Cactus King in a dance-off.
So why wait? Join The real big 3 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join our server and become a virtual ladies’ man, where you can meet women every day without even leaving your house! Say goodbye to the cubicle life and hello to a world where the possibilities are endless (and the women are plentiful).
Don’t let your dreams of romance die in a sea of paperwork and deadlines. Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a world where anything is possible, including finding love in the most unexpected places.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where you can be the hero of your own story (and maybe even find the girl of your dreams). Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best life!
Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
Founded in 2015, we are the most popular gun server to focus on bringing a team-based FPS experience to Minecraft.
Ever wanted to play Call of Duty in Minecraft, or shoot and survive waves of monsters in a sandbox arena? Then GunColony is for you!
We are also the only Minecraft server powered by a custom game engine. Our new Place engine will allow us to bring the GunColony experience to the standalone game and Fortnite Creative experiences.
Mob-ArenaSurvive waves of monsters in Mob-Arena, including custom mobs and bosses.
Pick your level of challenge with two difficulty options in each of our 28+ unique arenas. Defeat the final boss to win in Normal and Expert Mode, or fight off endless wave of mobs in the Endless Mode.
PVP
PVP – Fight against other players in classic Call of Duty gamemodes.
Competitive – Inspired by CS:GO. Fight in one-life modes with no sprinting, buy weapons with cash, and learn your grenade throws. Rank up on the leaderboards and prove yourself to be the best shot!
HistoryIt’s very hard to create a fully-fledged and polished shooting system in Minecraft, but we have tried our best for five years to do just that.
2015 At launch, we were the first server in the world to feature 3D gun models (outside of modded servers).We were also the first server to add dynamic spread to our guns depending on how quickly you shot them – Mine-Strike was a close second.
2016We were the first server to add hitscan projectiles in Minecraft. Jectile would follow soon after with its own version.We added recoil patterns a few months after Hypixel Cops and Crims, but our system was better and followed CS:GO recoil perfectly.
2017We were the first to add a scope overlay using client-side hand held items that few gun servers have even today. This recreated the scope border of ACOG and Sniper scopes in then-popular FPS games.We added a grenade bouncing algorithm that allowed for more precise throws than solutions used by other servers.
2018We added a firemode system that allows guns to have semi-automatic, burst, and full-auto modes.We added a feature that allowed for an arbitrary amount of zoom in sniper scopes independent to movement speed.We introduced a modification system that allowed you to add attachments to weapons that change their in-game stats.
2019We introduced a realistic sway and recoil system. It’s the secret sauce of our gunplay today – not even a single other Minecraft server has working idle sway (or a non-gun server equivalent).We added realistic sounds to our weapons, which follow the speed of sound and can be heard from hundreds of blocks away.
2020We introduced dynamic crosshairs in hipfire, and realistically glowing reflex sight reticles. Both were previously thought to be impossible without mods.We made our gun system async and runs at a 120 Hz tickrate, making for the most responsive gunplay possible in Minecraft.
2021We developed the first full staff building system in Minecraft. Community staff members can build and playtest maps with unprecedented ease.
2022We introduced new staff building tools as well as support for Mob-Arena in the staff building system.We began development of the Place engine, a revolutionary new game engine designed to support cross-play between our Minecraft server and future standalone game.
2023We finished a multi-year rebalance of every weapon in the game, as well as new gameplay features like Hipfire Recoil.We became a recipient of Epic MegaGrants 2023 to bring the GunColony experience to Fortnite UEFN,
2024We applied the Place engine to the live GunColony server for the first time. We plan to fully rewrite GunColony in the Place engine in 2025, and release our standalone game in 2026.
Today as a result of 8+ years of innovation, GunColony is far ahead of our competition and the only place where you can find a complete FPS experience in vanilla Minecraft.
The Best Part? It’s Free!
IP: guncolony.com
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