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OverheardCraft
Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world! -
CraftyDreams Minecraft Server
12. bedtime activities, 6. bedtime habits, 11. sleep hygiene, bedtime routine, 16. pre-bedtime routineDo you find yourself counting sheep or staring at the ceiling? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! We guarantee that you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll never even think about sleep again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a thrilling bedtime story, look no further than our server! Join now and say goodbye to boring nights forever. -
EnderAge Elixir
Are you tired of looking like a wrinkly old zombie in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has the most effective anti-aging potion you’ll ever find! Just one sip and you’ll be looking like a fresh-faced Steve in no time.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident player, GrannyGamer, who went from looking like a withered witch to a youthful Enderman in just one day!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, sagging skin, and all signs of aging. Who needs Botox when you have Minecraft magic on your side?
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit dat even da villagers be droppin’ it like it’s hot! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!
We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!
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HolyCraft Massacre
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN A CRUSH LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN INDIA π WE GOT SO MUCH FUN THAT U MIGHT DIE FROM LAUGHTER INSTEAD π€£ BUILD CRAZY SHIT, FIGHT ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE π± DON’T MISS OUT OR U MIGHT REGRET IT MORE THAN EATING A WHOLE JAR OF MAYO π€’JOIN NOW OR ELSE…OR ELSE…UH…JUST JOIN OKAY? π -
TimeSkipCraft
yo, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like a freakin’ time machine, but for realz. u sleep and BOOM u skip 8hrs and it’s the next day. no more waiting around for stuff to happen, just sleep and BAM, it’s tomorrow. plus, we got unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. like, what more could u want in a minecraft server? come join us and experience the craziest time-traveling, diamond-pooping, enchanted-apple-dropping adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, bro. -
SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone
u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.ffii.vanillaboxmc.ru
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Saudicraft: No Pride Parade Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with faggots and degenerates ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server for a safe haven free of sickness, mutilation, and mental illness. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all things weird and wacky, so you can build and mine in peace without any unwanted distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. Join us today and say goodbye to the faggots and degenerates once and for all! -
CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!