Overdue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PowerWasherPals4Eva

neighbor, RETURN, text, trustworthy, Lawyer

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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Vlad’s Minecraft Server: Pay Up or Else!

finance, Server, loan, Frustration, Vlads

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Vlad is the ultimate mafia boss and he’s coming after you if you don’t pay up! Join our server to avoid getting on Vlad’s bad side and having to deal with his army of zombie pigmen. But hey, at least they know how to throw a killer party in the Nether! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of treasure if you’re lucky. Just remember, Vlad always gets his moneys…one way or another.

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SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

video game, Gaming, time to play, Adventure, PC

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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DadCraft Server: No Talking About Dad!

emotional trauma, family estrangement, dad, setting boundaries, Inheritance

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the toxic relationships and build your own empire! We promise no one will guilt trip you for not sharing your inheritance or set unrealistic expectations on you.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to share, build the biggest castle without anyone trying to tear it down, and explore new worlds without anyone telling you to “move on” from your grief.

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind! Build your own happy place where you can be the ruler of your own destiny. And remember, in this world, you are the ultimate boss!

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DoggyDoorDisaster

liquid diarrhea, #soil, Respect, crafting project, Traveling

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no surprises? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Imagine logging on to find your house filled with liquid poop and plants in the sinks – courtesy of your mom who never closes the doggy door! But don’t worry, she also left behind some amazing crafting projects for you to admire.

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

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QuitCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, self-care, counseling, QuitCraft, Willpower

Are you tired of feeling like a chimney every time you play Minecraft? Join our server and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even think about lighting up a cigarette! Our virtual world is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those cancer sticks. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can banish cravings for nicotine forever. So come join us and say goodbye to smoking and hello to crafting!

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CraftingCash: Spend it all on diamonds!

dream come true, invest, Save, CraftingCash, EXCITEMENT

Forget about the million dollars, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic underwater cities. Yes, you heard that right, dolphins! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you the power to fly in real life. So why waste your time dreaming about what you would do with a million dollars when you could be swimming with dolphins and searching for hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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CraftyLeaks Minecraft Server

Mirrors, DDoSecrets, plea deal, CraftyLeaks, Whistleblower

lol come join our server where we got all da juicy secrets like wikileaks but crazier cuz we got mirrors of it all. like, imagine if assange made a plea deal but then we swooped in and saved all his data. now we got it all for you to explore and uncover the truth. but watch out, cuz the government might be after us for spilling all their tea. so come join us and be part of the revolution, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the digital world. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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GazaCraft: Yousaf’s Probe & Pixels

GazaCraft, Yousafs, pixels, Probe, scotland

join our epic minecraft server where we have scottish politicians donating quarter-millions to gaza for no reason at all! come build your own pixelated version of gaza city and see if you can find the secret donation chest hidden somewhere in the map! maybe you’ll uncover a scandalous conspiracy while you’re at it! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged? come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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CraftyBoomers: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, Diagnosis, research, health risks, anxiety disorders

haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.

we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.

so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.

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