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DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL

#54, 14F, 17F, 60, aita, anxiety, assistant principal, autistic, Backpacks, Best Friend, bus, decision, detention, DetentionCraft, lap, LapGate, lol, overcrowded, physical touch, Random, stranger, UNCOMFORTABLE, wrong choice

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig!

CraftyCommerce SMP: Is Selling Pixels Still Profitable or Just Too Overcrowded?

business model, Competition, CraftyCommerce, digital economy, digital marketplace, e commerce, e-commerce growth, e-commerce market dynamics, e-commerce saturation, e-commerce trends, internet sales, market saturation, online business, online commerce, online competition, online marketplace, online retail, online retailing, online shopping, overcrowded, pixels, Profitable, retail industry, saturation, SELLING, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6458	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Are you tired of boring old e-commerce businesses? Looking for a new way to make money online? Join our Minecraft SMP and start your very own virtual e-commerce empire!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and started selling virtual diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were enchanted with special powers that made players run faster, jump higher, and even turn invisible! Needless to say, they sold like hotcakes and the player became a virtual millionaire overnight.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground market where players can trade rare items, like dragon eggs and unicorn horns. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be found.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to e-commerce greatness! Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire.

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, deportation, deported, difficult decision, difficult living situation, family, family dynamics, Household, illegal entry, illegal immigrants, immigration, living situation, overcrowded, overcrowding, Police, privacy, Report, sham marriage, sharing, stress, VISAS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	3764
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.

And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!

SkinnyMomNoShame

archeological dig, back pain, body image, body positivity, Chronic pain, Communication, compliments, eating habits, Exercise, fad diets, family dynamics, fat shaming, hurtful comments, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-perception, SkinnyMomNoShame, university life, weight loss

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3200	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with weight comments from your mom while trying to enjoy a peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, join our server for a weight-free gaming zone! We promise no one will comment on your size, because let’s be real, in Minecraft everyone is the same blocky shape anyways.

Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?

So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!

BlockyMemeMadness

Abnormal, BIZARRE, bizarre websites, BlockyMemeMadness, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, Freaky, internet, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, strange videos, surreal, Uncanny, UNUSUAL, unusual memes, weird

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you’re in for a treat on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks or participate in our annual sheep beauty pageant where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

BlockyBorschtBattle

anti-ISIS, BlockyBorschtBattle, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, detention centre, extremism, extremist group, hostage crisis, hostage rescue, hostage takers, international news, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Russian forces, russian military, security forces, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	5938
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

OMG, SO THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF RUSSIAN FORCES JUST WENT ALL RAMBO ON SOME ISIS DUDES TRYNA TAKE HOSTAGES AT A DETENTION CENTER. LIKE, TALK ABOUT INTENSE PVP ACTION, AMIRITE? JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS RUSSIAN COMMANDO TAKING DOWN TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT. PLUS, WE GOT MAD LOOT AND CRAZY BUILDS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. #MINECRAFTWARZONE #RUSSIANTAKEDOWN #EPICLOOT

BlockPartyTime

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be, like ever. like, if you wanna be special, just spend more than 1 second on this server, like seriously.

we have unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow bridges that lead to a land made of candy.

if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks and, like, a diamond sword that can turn into a pizza whenever you want.

also, the owner of the server is a talking llama who gives out free hugs every hour.

so, like, if you wanna be special and have the most epic time ever, join this server now!

ViralGunners: Crafting Chaos & Conspiracies

Chaos, community response, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, Covid-19 pandemic, Crafting, distrust in government, extremism, firearms, government trust, gun control, gun owners, non-gun owners, pandemic effects, political beliefs, political violence, PROTESTS, Public Safety, purchase behavior, research, social behavior, societal impact, study, ViralGunners

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are armed to the teeth with virtual guns because they bought them during a pandemic. These guys are so paranoid, they think the government is out to get them and believe in all sorts of crazy conspiracy theories. But hey, that just makes the gameplay more exciting, right? Join this server if you want to be part of a community that’s ready to protest against virtual tyranny and fight for virtual freedom. It’s like a virtual revolution, man! So come on, grab your virtual gun and let’s cause some virtual chaos together!

Neverland Minecraft Server

confusion, contemplation, Despair, dissatisfaction, existential crisis, hopelessness, longing, Lost, Meaning, Minecraft, neverland, None of us, purpose, questioning life, Sadness, searching for answers, Server, unattainable, uncertainty, unfulfilled, unreachable, whats the point, will ever have this

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where you’ll never have a pet dragon or ride a unicorn? Well, fret not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle against hordes of evil llamas, and even build your own floating castle made entirely of marshmallows! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…because who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

20, 78248635, comma separated, CraftyDigits, Generate, gt, HASHTAG, list, long tail, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas! Build your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from hordes of zombie penguins! Take part in epic dance parties with friendly creepers and party pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows wherever it goes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made out of delicious tacos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

bridesmaids dresses, disinterested, EXCITEMENT, friend’s wedding, Group Chat, happy for friend, love of your life, Minecraft, Server, vacuous, Wedding celebration, wedding chat, wedding details, wedding dresses, wedding excitement, wedding focus, wedding invitations, wedding joy, wedding meaning, wedding perspective, wedding planning, wedding support, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of being accused of being an asshole for not showing enough interest in your friend’s wedding planning? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of bridesmaids dresses, wedding invitations, and wedding dresses in the most epic way possible!

On our server, you can build your own virtual wedding with the love of your life (or your Minecraft crush) without all the unnecessary group chat drama. Get married in a pixelated paradise surrounded by creepers and zombies, because who needs boring old real life weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding?

Forget about being labeled as a party pooper, join our server and show your friend that weddings can be fun and exciting in a whole new way. Plus, you can invite all your friends from the group chat to witness the most epic Minecraft wedding of all time. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual wedding bliss? Join now and say “I do” to a whole new level of Minecraft fun!

NoSleep4U

aita, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Cologne, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DATING, dry humor, Fragrances, Friend, Hypocrisy, NoSleep4U, Personal preferences, personal space, relationships, Respect, rude comment, self-confidence, Self-expression, social etiquette, unsolicited opinion

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any unwanted opinions about your cologne choices!

Join us and leave behind the haters who think they can judge your scent preferences. Our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let’s build a world where everyone smells amazing and drama is left at the door. Trust us, you won’t find any desert-dry comments here, just pure fun and creativity!

K2 Tank Supply Minecraft Server

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral agreement, construction, cooperation, Defense, Development, eastern europe, Infrastructure, international relations, K2 tank, LOGISTICS, Military, Minecraft, Partnership, Repair, Roads, Romania, Server, south korea, supplies, Supply, TANK, Transportation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Yo, listen up fam! This lit Minecraft server is like South Korea ready to repair Romanian roads to open way for K2 tank supplies – straight up insane, right? We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant tank made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of creepers just waiting to explode with fun. So come join us and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!