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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8776 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.