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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2387 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!