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Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…
Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitterAre you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it! -
Face it bearchuds, its over Minecraft SMP
acceptance, acknowledging the end, bearchuds, Closure, coming to terms, Completed, Conclusion, conclusion reached, Defeat, done, End.., face, face it, finality, finished, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Over.., realization, smp, SurrenderAre you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all you cool cats and kittens!Join us for epic adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you saying “Face it bearchuds, it’s over” to all those other lame servers. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves, and we’re always looking for new members to join in on the chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can out-dance it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible.
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DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE
addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, UglyWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!
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DekuCraft Minecraft SMP – Trending on Xtwiter
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to the legendary player “Deku,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it that his power level is over 9000!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate its deadly traps and challenges.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk! He’s not very good at blowing up, but he sure knows how to tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and flying pigs along the way.
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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
blacked, derogatory, discrimination, FAGGOT, finished, Gay, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Identity, jew’d, Lame, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, Over.., prejudice, racism, RainbowCraft, Server, Stereotypes, WhiteAre you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.Join us if you want to be part of the coolest gang in town. We’ve got more swag than a pack of llamas on a shopping spree and our players are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot and a feather.
Don’t be a square, join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. And remember, on our server, being white doesn’t mean you’re boring, it means you’re a total legend!
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RanmaSisters Minecraft Server
90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, soAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!
2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.
3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!
4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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EndlessCraft Minecraft Server
Beginning, CHANGE, Closure, Decision making, doubt, EndlessCraft, fresh start, Future, growth, Hope, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new chapter, Over.., Possibilities, Reflection, second chances, Server, starting anew, TRANSITION, turning point, uncertaintyAre you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and find out if it’s over or just beginning!Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing pigs and talking chickens. They had to battle their way through hordes of evil llamas and ride on the backs of flying sheep to reach the ultimate treasure – a diamond-encrusted potato!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land challenging players to epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep frolic and grant wishes to those who can catch them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s truly over or if the adventure is just beginning!
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Apocraft: The Last Million
1 million, Alternate Reality, Apocraft, catastrophic event, dystopian future, environmental recovery, global impact, human civilization, human extinction, hypothetical scenario, long-term consequences, mass depopulation, MILLION, population control, post-apocalyptic, rebuilding society, reduced, resource scarcity, societal collapse, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, world populationWelcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!
3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.
4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!
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PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle
Cheese, confirmation, craving, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dining, Double-Pepperoni pizza, even number, Food, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, Ordering, Pepperoni, pizza, Pizzacraft, Restaurant, Salami, salami slices, satisfaction, Shuffle, takeout, toppingsjoin our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself! -
ArmyCraft
Adventure, Auctions, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Minecraft, Minigames, Missions, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Shop, Survival, Warps, warzoneArmycraft Network
Armycraft is a Minecraft server that offers a complete and exciting gaming experience in survival mode. Here, players can enjoy various features designed to enhance their adventure:
Jobs: Earn money and resources by doing different jobs within the game. Shop: Buy and sell items in the server shop. Auctions: Participate in auctions to obtain valuable items. Missions: Complete missions to earn special rewards. PvP Zone: Take on other players in the PvP zone. Warps: Use warps to quickly travel to different areas of the server. Ranks: Earn special ranks with additional benefits.
Join Armycraft Network and experience a unique adventure in the world of Minecraft.
armycraft.holy.gg:26413
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Pixel Paladins
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BattlerCraft Minecraft Server
Battler skin, Battler Ushiromiya, BattlerCraft, Character, Deserves, f.., fan favorite, Finally Battler, Game, Gaming, Horror, long awaited, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, Sequel, Server, Silent Hill, skin, Thriller, video gameAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skins and storylines? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for the sequel Battler has been waiting for, where he finally gets the recognition he deserves. And guess what? We even have a Silent Hill crossover where you can play as Battler in a creepy, foggy world filled with zombies and monsters. Who knew Battler had a hidden talent for surviving horror games? Join now for a gaming experience like no other! -
ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP
athletes, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Event, Flag, foreign mercenaries, ForeignMercsAtOlympicsMinecraftSMP, games, hired, International, Nationalities, olympics, Participation, Performance, pride, PROFESSIONAL, Representing, sports, talent, TEAMAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.
So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!
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Butter SMP
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We allow bedrock and java players to connect to our server
Join the butter smp today!
Play.buttersmp.com:25573
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Crafty Dems Minecraft Server
Crafty, Decision making, democrats, Dems, Government, in-fighting, internal conflicts, leadership, Long-term goals, Minecraft, party dynamics, party unity, Planning, policy implementation, political chaos, political maneuvering, political outcomes, Political process, political strategy, power plays, Server, strategic thinking, strategy, tactical movesAre you ready to dive into the ultimate Minecraft madness? Join our server and witness the most epic power plays and in-fighting you’ve ever seen in the virtual world! Who knew building blocks could cause so much drama? But don’t worry, we have a plan…somewhere. Join now and become part of the chaos! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the sneaky creepers plotting against you! -
SMP_LandOfDerps: Are r/buttcoin posters Minecraft SMP?
altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial literacy, humor, internet culture, internet trolls, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, online debates., online forums, POSTERS, r/buttcoin, rbuttcoin, reddit, retarded, satire, skepticism, smp, SMP_LandOfDerpsAre you tired of dealing with the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as insane as you are. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to holding epic llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who are convinced that r/buttcoin posters are actually aliens trying to take over the world. Join them in their quest to uncover the truth and protect the server from intergalactic threats.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly wild and wacky? Join our server today and let the madness begin!