Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!
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The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP
Ads, Android phone, android upgrades, bug fixes, cleaner app, GOOGLE, house fire, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, music app, Notifications, Oven, pajeets, punishment, smp, software, software bugs, timer app, timer issues, Updates, Upgrades, Upgrading, windows 11
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BFsMessyMinecraftServer
Assertiveness, BFsMessyMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Burnt, cleaning up, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, dentist, Fairness, freezer meal, household chores, mac n cheese, morning routine, Oven, Procedure, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, teamwork, work scheduleLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, burnt Mac n cheese, and passive-aggressive cleaning requests!Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between players over who should clean up a mess. Will you choose to be the hero who steps in to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. You never know what drama will unfold next, making every gameplay experience a rollercoaster of emotions.
So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where burnt dishes and cleaning disputes reign supreme. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
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American Pizza Party Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have American “pizza” that will blow your mind! Picture this: a block of cheese as the crust, topped with pixelated pepperoni and mushrooms. It’s a culinary masterpiece in the virtual world!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Pizza Challenge. Whoever can defeat the Ender Dragon while only eating pizza in-game wins a lifetime supply of virtual toppings!
Join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously absurd Minecraft server out there. Just remember, on our server, the only thing cheesier than the pizza is the jokes in chat!
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Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!
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Server Name New Minecraft Server Discord Join our Discord Opening Date Soon after the summer Admins Needed Yes FAQ
Question Answer When will the server open? The server will open soon after the summer. What kind of server is it? We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams. How can I join the Discord? You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above. Are admins still needed? Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.
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CookieCraft: Where the only thing sweeter than the treats is the gameplay!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – COOKIES! That’s right, we have an entire world made out of cookies, where you can mine for chocolate chips and build houses out of gingerbread. But be careful, because the evil Cookie Monster lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your sweet treats!Join our server for the chance to ride on flying chocolate chip cookies, battle against armies of gingerbread men, and even tame your very own pet Oreo! Plus, every player gets a free cookie cape to show off their sweet style. So what are you waiting for? Come join the cookie craze and satisfy your sweet tooth on our deliciously fun Minecraft server!
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TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈
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JewCraft2021
anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, XenophobiaLOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server
Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!
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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”
Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussionsAre you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.
So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
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BoyfriendTracker69
Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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RegretBlockz
bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish
Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!
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BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes
#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes
come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!
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QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test
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hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!
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The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like
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Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Minimum Age 15+ Plugins Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag Features Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community FAQ
Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?
A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.
Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?
A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.
Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?
A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.
Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?
A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.
Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?
A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.
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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server
50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).
So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!
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UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.