BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

hormonal contraception, age 45, cancer risk factors, gynecological health, ovaries

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

Wolf, Rats, injection site, Naomi Wolf, CDC

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls

ovaries, prenatal development, dolls, maternal relationship, nesting

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

EggcellentBrainCraft

study, ovarian follicles, human brain, EggcellentBrainCraft, modeling study

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Invictus

Custom Plugin Pack, Invictus, Player Shops, Lockable Chests, Chairs & Sitting

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Our Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Are you ready for your 2 week Minecraft phase? We just started our 10th season with a fresh world reset, this is the perfect time to get involved!

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 240+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled Mobs!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.
Do I need to join the Discord?	Yes, you must join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh before playing online.
Is the server on hard difficulty?	Yes, the server is on hard difficulty with levelled mobs.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server offers a variety of features including a custom plugin pack, dedicated host with 99.99% uptime, community events, player shops, and more.

Indie VTube Realm Adventure

lig, vtube, streaming threads, VTuber resources, Birthday Calendar

Join Now or Forever Question Your Existence!!!

Welcome to the most magnificently chaotic Minecraft server in the multiverse! Or is it the worst? Who’s to say! What if the blocks are watching YOU?! Crafted from the very fibers of insanity, this server is the pinnacle of peak confusion! Expect to be baffled and bewildered as you traverse realms of pixelated madness where logic ceases to exist! Join now—or succumb to the shadows of oblivion!

Features that Will Make Your Mind Explode!

Cursed Feature	Explanation
Invisible Blocks of Existential Dread	Walk on the unfounded fabric of your own sanity! Literally step into the void and question why you exist!
Time Is a Flat Circle Mode	Every hour is both now and never! Collecting diamonds actually sends you back to the stone age!
Respawn in a Random Dimension	Why respawn where you died when you can begin your new life as a pig in another universe?
Infinite Paradox Potatoes	These potatoes give you infinite hunger, but also fill your inventory with existential crises!
Randomly Generated Nightmares	Face Creepers that whisper the secrets of the universe while attempting to explode!
Emotional Roller Coaster Mineshafts	Prepare for thrilling highs and devastating lows as you dig through minecart tracks of despair!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Confusion!)

Q: How do I join?A: Joining is simple! Just ask the chicken in your dreams for the secret password which is certainly NOT a number!

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? Who needs rules when the imagination has no boundaries?! You shall abide by whatever the whispers tell you!

Q: What if I don’t like it?A: You will love it or you will love it not! There is no escape from the paradox of choice!

Q: Are there any mods?A: Mods? Ah, but what is a mod if not a figment of your imagination? Are YOU a mod? Find out on our server!

Random Quotes from the Abyss:

“Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are made of pixels!”

“Considering averages fluctuate widely, why aren’t the torches sentient?”

“This is a thread for the VIP, no one is safe from the potato notifications!”

“Can I shill my 499view oshi here? Isn’t that odd?”

Honeymoon Hijinks: Room Swap Fail

honeymoon dilemma, selfishness debate, honeymoon, hotel etiquette, empathy in conflict

Welcome to the Realm of Selfishness: A Honeymoon Horror Story

🌊 Dive into the Abyss of Ethical Dilemmas Are you shackled to the mundane, entangled in a web of vacation guilt? Well, strap on your diamond boots and hold onto your sanity, because in this Minecraft server, every block holds the weight of moral quandaries and romantic tragedies!

In this enchanted world, players embark on a journey littered with decisions that could haunt your pixelated dreams. Did you ever think a simple room swap could morph into the existential crisis of the century? Welcome! You’re already tangled in the vines of chaos.

Features of the Server

Unforeseen Mechanics

Room of Eternal Regret: Find the fabled suite with an ocean view that forces players to confront their selfishness. Beware the ghosts of honeymooners past!
Guilt Meter: Engage in player interactions that will increase your guilt level, sparking bizarre and twisted events.
Honeymoon Date Challenge: Compete in absurd mini-games designed to turn romantic gestures into chaotic competitions. Will you emerge as the ultimate villain or compassionate savior?

Mechanic	Description
Screaming Walls	The very architecture will yell your misdeeds—are you brave enough to face it?
Heartless Exchange	The ability to barter kindness for rare loot.
Rooftop Confrontations	Scale dizzying heights to debate room trades with NPCs who resemble the couple from the tale.

Player Testimonials (or were they?)

“I thought this server would be a wonderful escape, but now I’m questioning the very purpose of hospitality!” – Anonymous “Initially enjoyed the guilt… Now I’m haunted by my choices. Help!” – 🥴BrokeButGuilty

Warnings from the Void

Beware the Lovely Visitors: If you deny the honeymoon couple their romantic suite, whispers of disapproval will follow you. Rumor has it, kindness has been outlawed… and you might just be marked for life!
Conspiracy Alert: This server is rumored to have been banned in 13 parallel dimensions for its controversial theme of selfish hotel stayers and heartless players. Dare you tread where kindness has been extinguished?

The Secrets You Didn’t Ask For

Hidden Blocks of Guilt: Concealed throughout the land, these blocks can only be mined by the truly remorseful.
Teleportation Scheme: Trade kindness for a chance to teleport away from the perils of your own decisions—but at what cost?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I play in peace? A: Peace is a luxury! This server thrives in chaos.

Q: Are there real-life consequences? A: Who can truly say? Reality is but a fleeting pixel in our shared experience.

Q: What happens if I leave the server? A: The honeymoon couple may appear at your real-life door demanding a room swap. Or worse!

Join the Cult (We Mean, Community)

Are you prepared to confront the chilling reality of self-interest? Those brave enough to step into the Realm of Selfishness may uncover horrors that echo through the fabric of Minecraft itself. Join us now and discover whether kindness is indeed dead… or merely awaiting your return!

Caution: Entering without questioning your own motives may result in spontaneous existential crises or, worse, a severe case of “What Was I Thinking?” Syndrome.

Welcome, traveler. Your room is ready… but it comes with strings attached. Are you ready to confront the selfish storm within? 🌪️

Libs Owned, Blocks Built!

life after owning the libs, blocks, American Conservatives, owned the libs, conservative perspective

Welcome to a Minecraft server that’s wilder than a herd of chickens on caffeine! Forget your boring old survival games; here, we’ve got the wildest, most outrageous reasons for you to grab a pickaxe and join the blocky fun.

The Great Redstone Rebellion: Join a faction of rebels who have declared war on overcomplicated redstone contraptions! Build the most utterly nonsensical machines that serve no purpose other than making everyone laugh. Will your "Auto-Pet a Pig" machine be the next big hit or the most ridiculous mistake this side of the Nether?
Free Ice Cream for All… If You Can Find It: Legend has it that a long-lost ice cream vendor is hidden deep within our server, offering ice cream flavored with the essence of victory over the world’s most chaotic mobs. But beware! The only way to claim your cone is by defeating the legendary "Punny Enderman" who tells dad jokes to teleport away from your grasp!
Join My Army of Flying Creepers: Tired of running from creepers? Now, you can fly with them! Enlist in the "Creeper Uprising" and discover the secret realm of Sky Creepers – explosive citizens of the cloud! Will you befriend them or become their next target in an aerial bombardment of laughter?
The Great ‘Owning the Libs’ Olympics: Compete in the most unexpectedly outrageous challenges like “Crafting a Trump Tower Out of Dirt Blocks” or “Survival Challenge: How Long Can You Avoid the Noob with the Wooden Sword?” Impress the judges with your creativity, and maybe you’ll get crowned the Grand Blockhead!
Time-Traveling Steve’s Shop of Absurdities: Our server features an ever-changing store run by a time-traveling Steve who sells bizarre handcrafted items like "Zombified Goldfish" or "Infinity Creeper Voodoo Dolls." Rumor has it, if you collect all the cursed trinkets, you might summon a portal to the Dimension of Lost Heads! Who knows what you’ll find there?
A Chicken Dressed As Uncle Sam: Witness the legendary "Cluckin’ Trump" – a chicken that not only gives out free feathers but also tells you how great you are at mining! Gather around and laugh as it clucks out motivational speeches in Minecraftian that’ll make you feel like the king of the crafting table!

So, if you’re tired of your mundane block-placing routine and want to dive into a world of absurdity, laughter, and pure chaos, join us! Bring your sense of humor, a sturdy sword, and an open mind. The most ridiculous adventures of your blocky life await!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

defense strategy, international relations, Retaliatory measures, sanctions, Warning

so, like, u ever heard of a server that’s so lit, it’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell u bout this one server that’s like, the bomb diggity. like, u wanna join cuz it’s so epic, u won’t even believe it.

first off, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. they can do all these crazy things that will blow ur mind. like, they can make u fly or turn u into a unicorn. it’s like, whoa, mind blown.

and the players on this server? they’re like, the coolest peeps u’ll ever meet. they’re all super chill and always down for a good time. u won’t find any trolls or haters here, just a bunch of awesome folks ready to have a blast.

oh, and did i mention the mini-games? they’re like, next level fun. there’s this one game where u have to ride pigs through a maze while dodging lava pits. it’s so intense, u won’t be able to stop playing.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the server of ur dreams and let the good times roll. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CubeCraft: Dairy Tariff Clash!

dairy tariffs impact, dairy tariffs, economic impact, economic sanctions, trump

Welcome to the Dairy Apocalypse: A Minecraft Server Beyond Reality

Join us! But beware: the cows are watching.

A Brief Introduction to the Madness

In a realm where milk flows like the rivers of chaos and cows wield power beyond comprehension, Dairy Apocalypse emerges! Here, President Trump’s threats manifest as colossal dairy farms that tower like castles of cream. What lies behind this madness? Tariffs? Or is it a conspiracy crafted by sentient lactose? The truth is slippery—much like a block of butter left out in the sun.

Gameplay Features That Defy Expectation

Feature	Description
Tariff Towers	Constructed from blocks of cheese, they rise in defensive grid formations to protect against Canadian Invasion (and also the lactose-intolerant).
Dairy Wars	Engage in absurd battles where players fling curds and whey at each other while chanting “Moo Watch.”
Secret Milk Cults	Find hidden temples dedicated to the worship of the Dairy Gods where sacrifices of fruit are demanded.
Unholy Ferments	Craft potions that turn villagers into dairy-fueled versions of themselves—now they can flip out.
Lactose Lordship	Ascend to unimaginable heights with trophies of the finest cheese, gaining special abilities as the new Dairy Dictator.

A Cautionary Tale (or Not)

This server is said to be banned in 12 countries. Why? Rumor has it that authorities were overrun by rogue milkshakes. Some say they formed the Milk Brigade, charging through borders with butter-fat fury.

Testimonials from the Lost and Confused

“I once found a cow wearing sunglasses here, and it told me the secrets of the universe! 10/10 would recommend.” – U/LactoseIntolerance420
“This place turned my friends into dairy mutants, and now I’m the last normal one. HELP ME!” – U/SendHelpAndBarbecueSauce

FAQ of Eternal Confusion

Q: What is the purpose of this server? A: To elevate your understanding of cheese to a metaphysical level—also, to keep Canada on its toes.

Q: Do I need to bring my own dairy products? A: Only if you want to succeed in the hidden cult quests! Otherwise, expect broken dreams and exploding milk cartons.

Q: Are there actual tariffs? A: Isn’t your soul a tariff enough in this chaotic economy?

Enter the Chaos and Embrace Your Destiny

This is not just a server; it’s a reckoning! Join us and meld into the swirling chaos where everything you thought you knew about dairy, leadership, and block-building will be shattered. You may be drawn in by the allure of forbidden cheese recipes or the call of the underground Milk Wars.

WARNING: Joining this server may result in bewilderment, existential crises, and an unyielding urge to moo uncontrollably. Only the bravest should dare to embark on this milk-laden journey.

Will you become the dairy overlord, or will you simply turn into a pint of panic? The choice is yours. Join us—before the cows take over! 🐄💥

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